my loving partner: I have a headache
me, after watching the Pitt, running to the bathroom and grabbing an advil: 200 of ibuprofen on board. No need to intubate yet. Recommend monitoring patient for next 2 hours before discharge
my partner: what are you doing
Me: shit I need to catch up on charting
A new book! By me! About something 'orrible on the London Underground!
It's out in six months and I think you're gonna like it...
An grandfather clock with a furious man's face chases a foppish dandy, terrified out of his wits. I have labelled the dandy as you, dear reader, accusing you of poor time management as you try to squeeze out a few more hours of work on Christmas Eve. The clock, by contrast, it annotated as the inexorable deadline of my 7pm GMT ghost story readings on twitch.tv/jonnywaistcoat. The unavoidable implication, dear reader, is that time pursues you relentlessly. As it pursues us all.
I was originally only intending to do one of these to promo my ghost story stream, but there are so many fun images I might just do a bunch of them.
Met Robocop last weekend with @retsmadd.bsky.social and @kamenotaku.com
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
#gencon is going great! Hanging out with @pretendingpod.bsky.social drinking coffee malort, doing a panel on Delta Green with @hebanongames.bsky.social and @kennethhite.bsky.social and dying for the emperor in laser tag
Split image: Magneto in his classic Xmen costume, text reads May 31. Magneto in his cunty Xmen 97 outfit, text reads June 1, pride flag.
Three art prints of canvas paintings of cute cats squeezed into the canvas, so that barely any of the backgrounds are showing. One is purple with a blue background/frame; one is yellow with a coral background/frame; the last is pink with a green background/frame.
An adorable raccoon.
He reminds me of this ice cream.
for me its a folder called tabletop rpg stuff and it has 10,956 files totaling over 91 GB in size
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.
It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
Sad it wasn't for lamb
New version of Red Markets is out in beta form today!!
Loved playing this new version and can't wait for everyone else to get their hands on it!
Game balance in an economic horror #TTRPG about capitalism? @hebanongames.bsky.social has some thoughts on that...Listen to the full episode here slangdesign.com/rppr/2025/01...
Happy birthday, Nicholas Cage (right).
These shots of Santa Monica at sunset last night 😲
From @ shotbykyle on Threads.
The human world is worse. Join us. Embrace life.
I can't believe there's people finding out about THE ODYSSEY because of the new Nolan film and complaining about spoilers. Sir please it was written almost 3000 years ago what spoilers are you talking about.
Jonny this is your chance to start the trend of manning your stall wearing these. Be the tallest therefore best stall at the convention.
I just laughed so loudly 😂
watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive
Four collectable figures from the anime show My Hero Academia. In the center is Eraserhead, he is surrounded by three Present Mics, two of whom are yelling.
Guess my favorite My Hero Academia character (level: impossible) 🤔👀
The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) by NovaTheVibe United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)/Reader, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character, Reader, Assassination, Cunnilingus, Orgasm Denial, accidental orgasm denial, risky sex, Unprotected Sex, Sex with a fugitive, No beta we die like Brian Thompson, Enthusiastic Consent, Aftercare, Female Reader "Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember. Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again. "Thank you." "You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone." "Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance with him. His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women. Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I..." His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow. The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly. Language: English Words: 1,855 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0
they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…
RPG design tip: If you want players to feel super cool, give them abilities that can interrupt or instantly react to an enemy. Nothing feels better when the GM says "The Boss activates his special attack" and you can say "Nah he can fuck off with that" right back
Every time Elon Musk punches himself in the nuts, Bluesky’s userbase soars.
And Elon is temperamentally incapable of not punching himself in the nuts.
This is an unparalleled, unprecedented growth strategy.
BlueSky is inevitable.
One of us. One of us.
Arlo, a big floofy white pyr puppy on a porch with a wide eyed stare and a lil bit of his tongue sticking out
when you're really panicking but you're trying to look calm and brave
