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Want to impress your boss at your next big meeting? Then watch my handy guide to understanding business terminology #business

'Slop': Woolworths pulls sale of $15 per kg mystery meat The mixed pieces of meat were priced higher per kilogram than bone-in pork shoulder.

Mystery meat? And it’s not even treat day! @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

DID YOU KNOW THE COUNTDOWN THEME HAS LYRICS? #CatsDoesCountdown #JimmyCarr #VowelsAndConsonants

I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz.
I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.

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*it props up one of the legs on his bedside table

Are any of my followers members of the UK Garrison?

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social any relation?

uk comedian portraits 23/50 peter serafinowicz as brian butterfield @brianbutterfield.bsky.social

#brianbutterfield #ukcomedy #oilpainting #portraitpainting

I’d ask him but I fear he may have passed away

Any relation to @brianbutterfield.bsky.social ?

Where are “your advert here” based? I hope they paid you handsomely for this advertisement!

I can announce that I have successfully negotiated our return back into the EU

Saw this live in the Liverpool Philharmonic. A perfect show to watch in the comfort of your own home while eating pizzer.

Ask your chairman

Make sure to purchase the correct monocles for optimum viewing

Maybe ask BriAIan?

I cant locate my scart to BNC cable

Fingers crossed 🤞

Go to
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while stocks last!

It’s too big for a fax machine!

BIG announcement coming soon!

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social "Croupier... Lord Mayor's Croupier... Cat In Front Of Lord Mayor's Croupier..."

Kyle Walker at City:
6 Premier League titles 4 EFL Cups
2 FA Cups
2 Families
1 Champions League

What a player!
#bravo

@brianbutterfield.bsky.social one for treat day?

My son just told me he added a bonus review of @brianbutterfield.bsky.social 'There's No Business like Business!' on his book report homework. Not sure what his teacher will make that 🤷 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Brian Butterfield in a pith helmet on Bargain Hunt. He cost £155

Came up on the facebooks memories today. That time @brianbutterfield.bsky.social was undercover on Bargain Hunt