good

friends

what if i harassed someone until they feel bad enough to half heartedly be friends with me (this is how i got any friends)

what if i harassed a woman until she fell in love with me

i fucking hate jordan peterson dude now my condition will enver be taken seriously

[Q]
what the he?
ll is going on out there?

[A]
I am taking time out to re-determine my priorities.

[2008]

operation successful

doing nipple surgery

New 5 Star Light Cone Warp Event

i will gladly defend all these choices

all feet look the same i dont get it

A cartoon illustration of the Eye of Sauron sitting on a couch with a cup of coffee scrolling his phone in a messy apartment. Caption reads "The Eye of Sauron just couldn't get focused that day."

Rough start. #grickledoodle #lordoftherings #tolkien #horror #rough #focus #eyeofsauron #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

the things you have are something someone who wants to kill themselves wants

there will be Blowjob McDonald's by 2029

highkey you are one of the funniest people ever i genuinely fear you

last time i was naked in my Macy’s they gave me an award for being well hung

well not everyone can have such poggers feet

shoes can go for quite a lot these days

ill trade a bj for a hj

i made Pim live in the eshop

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

im watching video of Horses and ngl my house looks worse than this

PROFESSIONAL SHARPSHOOTER

the biggest most popular example of what happened to me is fuckin Jordan Peterson. that'll sure help things. im actually so mad couldnt he have just died

we drink sooooda we eat piiiizzaaa laa lalalaaa laa la la laaaa

[Q]
De you like casual sex?
or do you prefer semi-formal or formal sex?

[A]
take it any way I can get it brutha!

[2008]

i just find england innately annoying

men instead of therapy

now why would Franz Kafka ask this

still never got to go to my birthday dinner. been spoiling myself with purchases hoping to take the edge off the emotional blunting, feeling lonely and not cared for. hasnt worked