I will welcome it with copious amounts of sunscreen.

It just started snowing

It's 4/20 and I still haven't finished detangling the Christmas lights.

Everything sucks.

Pet a cat.

This is how I find out 😢

So smooth. So bouncy.

Fuckin Noah's Ark ovah here

Finally got the 75" TV from the old office mounted and hooked up to the sonos. Who wanna couch tour?

No belt loops

My pants iz falling down. This is good but also now I think I need to buy more clothes which is not a thing I ever needed and excuse to spend money on which is a problem.

My regino is down for servicing

Honestly just makes it funnier

Bucket of worthless felines

The bucket of worthless felines sold for $120 at the charity auction. Wish I had been there to see them go. Didn't have the funds to bid on anything so it was nice to feel like I was able to contribute even if it was just a bucket of bbs.

Thanks for bidding! #fcl2026

🎨 @rivkahwinter.bsky.social

I now have two amiibos and one of them is me hehe

Truly the best

#fcl2026

I am not prepared for this

The auto penis used routinely by all presidents.

But we already knew this.

a man with glasses and a beard says i really hate that man Alt: really hate that man gif

Space smells like shit.

Why does he have to be talking everywhere.

When it comes to things that are happening, I am excited about the Artemis mission and that's about it

And just like life, sometimes the assholes keep spawning around you even if you don't leave that room.

New over here so introducing myself with some commentary on Artemis II!

Everything I've been wanting to say but haven't been able to articulate. So well said. Instant follow. Sagan would be proud.

Errybody watching the moon reach around?

Phish sticker with Alf saying "this spaceship is ready to blast off" and a Milo Rossi Shminky sticker that says "driving me googledebunkers" next to a glowing happy light because Mew England is still dark and dreary.

'Tis April but i still need my happy light to simply exist. Spring is about to blast off and when it does I fear I won't be ready.

We should never have allowed tech startup bros have access to psychedelics. It makes them think they are superhero saviors of society and also Magneto was right.

I just always thought this was for people with kids or cats but no, something changed in my brain 10 years ago and there is no going back. The old person toothpaste is out the tube.

No one tells you that when you get old you are incapable of sleeping in. It doesn't matter how late you stayed up or how hard you partied.

Ok, fine. Maybe they did tell me but I was young and didnt listen.

Begging these arrive before furcationland

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When you have no job and no money to buy anything every day is a general strike.