When you take a break from bluesky for your mental health, are you even considering the mental health of all the people you're leaving in your phone unattended?

wednesday is slump day

I'll be lying on the floor later if anyone wants to join me

beep boop

i'm, like, 90% sure i'm a real person

everyone frets about the reptilians, but nobody worries about the merpeople

if i actually allowed myself to feel as sad as all of The Horrors™️deserve, i would immediately sob myself into dehydration and die

stomach-turning that these detestable goons breathe the same air as the rest of us

There's a great recent On The Media episode about his koo koo bananas beliefs. The man probably gets hard imagining holy war.

it's really important that i get these bank statements reconciled before the host of the apprentice wipes an entire civilization off the map

don't mind me. just over here laboring through the apocalypse

The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon

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Wow. This is a more disturbing episode than usual. And here I didn't think I could get any more unnerved by this administration.

With less pointless horror, maybe we can go back to using the internet for its intended purpose- cat videos.

There is the argument that the internet is bad because we're not equipped to handle this much information. We can't process all the terrible things happening all over the world all of the time. My argument is maybe we shouldn’t be doing so many atrocities.

Cortisol battling with dopamine spikes, my attention darts from one apocalypse to the next distraction

at least once i day i get incandescent that it is the most evil, broken dipshits making decisions that everyone else has to suffer for.

Can't forget about A (war crimes) or B (a different flavor of war crime)

Picking your framework for bad news like getting fitted for new lenses at the eye doctor.

Option 1 (climate crisis) or Option 2 (pedophiles)
Option 3 (fascism) or Option 4 (late-stage capitalism)

Honestly, at this point I'm rooting for blindness.

Clocked in and ready to doomscroll

I really love some fresh jalapenos with my universal health care

Jesus fuck, I've suddenly become super allergic to some flavor of tree pollen.
I swear to god if it is those goddamn cum trees. . .