Waking up to prime time scheduled genocide.

CBS Seals Deal With Byron Allen to Lease All of Late Night After Stephen Colbert Exits in May Byron Allen will lease CBS' 11:35 p.m. late night slot for "Comics Unleashed" after Stephen Colbert leaves; "Funny You Should Ask" will air at 12:37.

Once Colbert's Late Show ends, Byron Allen is filling that time with his own content.

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Baked chickpeas with tomatoes, but I used Boursin instead of feta. Superior choice.

A low-angle, cinematic shot of a mature woman with wavy silver hair looking downward with a stern, authoritative expression. She is dressed in a professional navy blue blazer over a white pussy-bow blouse, positioned against a stark, white cinderblock wall that suggests an institutional or industrial setting. The framing is tight and slightly obscured by a dark foreground element, likely a railing or doorframe, which enhances the sense of observation or confrontation. The lighting is cool and somewhat flat, contributing to a cold, high-stakes, or suspenseful mood that emphasizes the character's formidable presence.

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The promises Atlanta is making with a little over 90 days until the World Cup On Thursday, the main players behind the FIFA World Cup’s arrival in Atlanta gathered at Mercedes-Benz Stadium to give a sneak peek into the tournament this summer. Just 95 days out, public and privat...

Is Atlanta ready for the World Cup? Folks seem to think so.

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And it's featured on the homepage today!

eta Are April Fool's Day jokes still a thing? I feel like in our current climate of geopolitical unrest, rising public enmity, and rampant AI slop, antics like that...

New month, new 9x9 Greek alphabet crossword puzzle on deck.

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Rabbit rabbit. 🐰

Bluesky's new AI tool Attie is already the most blocked account other than J. D. Vance | TechCrunch More than 125,000 Bluesky users have blocked Attie in just a few days, sending a strong message from the user base.

LMAO

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Workers around the world are not getting what they want from AI A survey of workers in 60 countries found that a majority of those facing the threat of AI-driven job loss do not trust companies or governments to manage the transition fairly.

Worldwide, workers are not feeling AI. (I don't blame 'em.)

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In layman's terms, don't get attached to this shit.

Stanford study outlines dangers of asking AI chatbots for personal advice | TechCrunch While there’s been plenty of debate about AI sycophancy, a new study by Stanford computer scientists attempts to measure how harmful that tendency might be.

"AI sycophancy is not merely a stylistic issue or a niche risk, but a prevalent behavior with broad downstream consequences."

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Students Are Now Renting Smart Glasses to Cheat on Exams In China, there's a growing market for renting smart glasses to help you cheat on your tests.

*pretends to be shocked*

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How to Buy (and Actually Own) Your Movies and TV Shows in 2026 Owning TV shows and movies might seem like a thing of the past, but there are plenty of reasons it's worth pursing in 2026.

Counterpoint: 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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Bluesky leans into AI with Attie, an app for building custom feeds | TechCrunch Bluesky’s new app Attie uses AI to help people build custom feeds the open social networking protocol atproto.

Yet we still can't get decent GIF uploads #onhere.

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Hate the Player: The Ben Johnson Story | Official Trailer | Paramount+ Canada & GameTV Network YouTube video by Paramount+ Canada

(This is the series I'm talkin' about.)

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I am not gonna pop for a Paramount+ subscription, but I also really wanna see that Ben Johnson series that just premiered earlier this week.

A medium close-up of a young woman with dark hair and a tan, pearl-studded headband shows her with a deeply distressed and pained facial expression. She wears a cream-colored ribbed quarter-zip sweater and small gold hoop earrings, looking slightly off-camera with furrowed brows and her mouth parted in a grimace of concern or sadness. The background features warm wood paneling and a red leather booth, with a framed photograph of a person in a turquoise dress partially visible behind her. The cinematic lighting is soft yet focused, emphasizing her emotional vulnerability and creating a dramatic, high-stakes atmosphere typical of a reality television or soap opera scene.

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I was hearing them over West End yesterday evening!

an older woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a chair looking at the camera . ALT: an older woman wearing a blue shirt and a gold necklace is sitting in a chair looking at the camera .

Listening to The Daily, and I’m hearing this Black woman in Florida who voted for Trump blubbering about gas prices and struggling.

How to Make Plex Feel Like Cable TV | Bunny Ears TV Plex is great at on-demand, but it has never felt like sitting down and watching TV. Here is how to bring back channel surfing, background television, and the lean-back experience your library is miss...

Seriously, I've been enjoying the hell out of this.

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It was rural Alabama! In the 80s!

So yeah...kinda. 😅

A vintage, one-piece mid-century school desk sits on a neutral carpet against a plain wall, illuminated by soft, natural sunlight from the side. The desk features a pale sage green metal frame with visible scuffs and wear, an integrated wooden seat, and a wrap-around wooden desktop supported by a single metal arm. A hollow storage cubby is built into the base directly beneath the seat, while the backrest consists of two horizontal wooden slats. The overall style is nostalgic and utilitarian, capturing a sense of retro classroom history through its worn textures and classic industrial design.

Showed this desk to my goddaughters tonight because me and her father were talking about desks in grade school. I had this kind up until 4th or 5th grade, and then we got those plastic and metal ones.

Youngest GD: "Did you go to school during The Color Purple?"

The way he scoops the local stations is crazy. I'm tuned in.

Hood Anchor Ye doing MOTS interviews in the ATL airport while being wheeled around in a chair by a TSA agent.

Only in Atlanta.

NASA wants to put a $20 billion base on the Moon The space race is heating up.

It'll never happen. That is, unless the U.S. government finds some way to strip the moon of resources needed on Earth. But even then...nah. That's wartime money.

www.theverge.com/science/8998...

That stretching sound you hear is the AI bubble about to burst.

Other countries are already starting to scale back to COVID-level lockdown procedures. Not sure if the U.S. will follow suit.

Work from home and slow down on the road: world’s energy watchdog advises emergency measures as oil prices rise IEA makes 10 recommendations to help households and businesses prepare for a drawn-out disruption to energy markets

"The measures have been issued at a time of growing concern that the US does not have a clean exit strategy from the conflict that can guarantee a stable resumption of the oil trade, and other freight, through the strait of Hormuz...."

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Epic Laying Off 1,0000+ Staff Members Epic CEO Tim Sweeney told staff he was 'sorry' this was happening again

1,000 folks laid off at Epic Games. Damn.

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