Need it down my throat rn! ๐
Posts by Lost Dad
I'd be staring right back! ๐
Me in a tank top and gym shorts.
Worked out for the first time in months and it kicked my ass. ๐ฉ Outfit was on point, though. ๐
Such a handsome boy! ๐
In my best hipster voice:
"Ugh. I knew the bears BEFORE they got popular."
Oh fuck yeah
Hell yeah, buddy! You're killing it! Going on 14 years here.
Is that even controversial?
Do want ๐
Well it is now! ๐
Your current physique is ๐คค
Has been known to happen! ๐ท
Both can be true.
Hell yeah, gotta let my dark side through!
Thank you!
I'm so looking forward to it! ๐ฅฐ
Me in a navy jacquard button down, very short gray shorts, pink shoes, and aviator style sunglass.
Time to dad the fuck out of this desert. #WesternXposure
You're already sexy af, bud!
If you're not on a list, how do you even know you're alive? ๐ค
Witty.
But also faggot.
Hell yeah buddy, get 'em thick!
Gladly! ๐ฅฐ
hell yes
My face needs to be between both of these thighs rn. ๐ตโ๐ซ
I will never get tired of watching this masterclass.
Adorable. ๐
Those look amazing!
As shocked as I am by how open some people have become about using, it does provide the opportunity to weed them out from the safety of my living room.
Sorry you had to deal with that.
Well that was a waste of drugs.
I get to his place. We start making out. Suddenly have soggy bits of Doritos in my mouth.