A Mac Mini built with iPhone chips in a bondi blue case

AIs biggest problem is it has not successfully demonstrated to the public how it can improve pornography

This guy popes

Had to check to see if Birth of a Nation is on the list. It is, and no, no you don’t need to see it

Lock em up, but make it woke

right, so someone that is looking to play games would be looking at a different product than a sub $700 laptop. which is fine. But also this laptop will still do well for games in its market

What games are you hoping to run on a $600 laptop?

The “I did that” stickers are strangely missing on all the gas pumps now. Weird

Tony Gilroy, please come and save the Mario movies

The number one fakest social science of them all has been economics

I knew I would see Monty Don, and I was not disappointed

A $20 to $40 star fox game should be possible, and it’s a crime we didn’t get one on the switch

I know trans people that are going to watch it! Like wtf??

CLIPCHAMP: your onedrive is full. buy more space to use me

ME: I have 1.5 TB of local space on my computer use that.

CLIPCHAMP: no <3

WHY DO I NEED ONE DRIVE TO USE FUCKING CLIPCHAMP TO TRIM A VIDEO. FUCK OFF MICROSOFT FOREVERRRRR

Actually, netflix, you don’t need to have Palmer Lucky on your kids show

Yeah this is where I saw the Vin Diesel jokes get replaced by Chuck Norris

sluuga is lit

Immediately what I thought of

Okay, I'll make sure everyone knows to adjust their decision making to match yours

That's what every computer at this price range competes to be, the one that sucks less

Anyone that thinks this laptop is bad should try one that runs Windows 11 in S mode as its operating system

Mei’s e-girl skin has a collar. Glad to see blizzard acknowledging the HS community like this

I wonder how many people that think it was important have seen it

The year is 1996, the president was born in 1946. The year is now 2006, the president was born in 1946. The year is now 2026, the president was born in 1946

No other country should participate in the next World Cup or Olympics

People really don’t understand how much news media and journalism is interconnected on the work of others. Even if you don’t watch it, what you do read is influenced by it

So, someone is going to die from this hitting your face with hammers thing, right

I’m better at texting because it’s like save scumming your words