the way he gets the hell out of there as soon as the ball leaves his hand is killing me. he doesn't want any problems

Just getting into the city, rushing off the A to catch the L, doors open to a small child pronouncing “ALRIGHT. LETS GET ON THE *A* TRAIN.” Yeah man 🥹❤️ Let’s 🥹🥹❤️ So happy to be Back.

Yeah!! Our team ❤️❤️

PLAY OUR FROG JOB SIMULATOR! SHOW ME YOUR POEMS ❤️🌱🫳👀🫵🐸🐛✨

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

ONE DAY I WILL BE BRAVE BUT THAT IS NOT THIS DAY

me on the day I finally let my Duolingo streak break

Happy International Polar Bear day!

In 1252, Henry III was gifted a white bear by the King of Norway. The bear joined the Tower Menagerie and was allowed to swim and fish in the Thames at the end of a collar and chord.

This sculpture by artist Kendra Haste can be found near the Wakefield Tower 🐻‍❄️

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 2

Nooo - Have you tried the vinegar trap thing?

IT IS KINDA FUNNY

Woah Edward Gorey centennial! Fun fact! My grandfather was his plumber for a bit and said he found lots of cat skeletons in his well!

how is *every* dog *so* beautiful??

always here 🥲🌕

You: They did the math.

Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ

You: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

mom with the a+ birthday texts

My favorite way to draft!! also goes faster if you leave little notes while banging that fucker out to Future Weary Editor Self such as (literally) "this [but less SHIT]" and "you know get them to say this thing that's kinda this this and echos that first part but Good."

frankly fucked up the levels of productivity getting your haircut just right and blasting vivaldi on a snowy day can unlock

I love you Max Richter version of Vivaldi’s Spring 1 you will always save me.

IT’S A BIG SUN SNOW FEBRUARY DAY AKA SHOVEL IN YOUR T-SHIRT DAY AKA HAPPY CHICKADEE SOUND DAY AKA THE BEST WEATHER THEY EVER MADE ON PLANET EARTH… DAY.

Someone just asked if our game was woke on Steam.

My response:

heading out to the... snow beach!!! (!!) try and catch me!!!! (!) !!!! (!)

ORLANDOOOOOOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥✨✨✨✨✨🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

Watched "The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp" last night and am now mildly obsessed with Anton Walbrook.

happy new year

committing crimes during my "work day" by dumping poetry into this poor frog.

"We'll be back, with the piece that critics referred to as 'a writhing wounded dragon that refuses to die', after this." I love you classical music radio never leave me.

psT! hey. know what's fun? making those video games.