is customs gonna have a problem with the taxidermy mouse i bought off etsy??

my tiktok fyp is like “oh here is a really nice makeup product that you should try” and my ig reels is like “here’s 500 9/11 memes” or “metal pipe fancam”

Just because my eyes are closed doesn’t mean I can’t hear conversations, Pam.
Spoiler: He will actually not appreciate matching novelty vests as an early Christmas gift.

it’s so beautiful this is the type of music i’ve been begging for

i don’t speak a lick of spanish but rosalia’s new album transcends language

every night at 11pm my upstairs neighbours cat gets the zoomies and it’s so adorable

2 1/2 years into government work today and it finally happened!!! today i received a file in microsoft paint!!!

i am lowk upset there was no nooks cranny upgrade and still no gracie

we finally got bulk crafting!!!!!

this is so huge because they literally said they were done after 2.0

ANIMAL CROSSING 3.0 UPDATE COMING IN JANUARY

i miss the freddy waffle station so bad

i’ve never watched canadas drag race but one of my fav drag queens (and moncton legend) is gonna be on this season so i will be tuning in

not one but TWO of my friends have gotten jobs at my work within the last couple of weeks

This Friday is the Mondayist Tuesday of a four-day week 🙃

it’s a light blue so i could do a white pant with it but also i love a full matching fit

found my dream ski jacket and it’s on clearance rn (only $400 for a goretex jacket from a good brand) but there’s no matching pants and i don’t know what to do

wearing my beyonce merch to a showgirl themed birthday party bc she’s MY showgirl

beyonce please give us the cowboy carter movie while we wait

listening to don’t hurt yourself and knawing at the bars of my enclosure for act iii

if my iron pill is so good for me then why do i feel so bad when i take it???

listening to renaissance right before bed like a lullaby

i love blonde so much i wish frank ocean was real

i bought a striped tshirt bc i thought it was cute but i fear it makes me look like a cartoon french boy

It’s boiling in October because you’re using ChatGPT to write your emails, Janice.

my only bottle of ibuprofen expired 10 years ago

taking cold meds for my back pain yeehaw

the problem with being a girl who rarely takes medication for their pain or sickness and just says “i’m gonna let that shit rock” instead is that when the pain gets so severe that you start to lose consciousness, your on-hand options are very limited

sometimes I worry that people don’t realize that when I sing random words in a high-pitched vibrato, its a Jean Rafalphio reference

i love doing a jean ralphio impersonation whenever i’m minorly inconvenienced