My dog and her sleep paralysis demon.

Happy Easter. We Ouija Boarded to hard and accidentally brought back Jesus.

My M.A.S.H. results are in--

[Job] Sleepover Planner
[Marry] Joe Biden
[Kids] 20
[House] The one I'm currently stuck in for eternity
[Car] Hum V

We made a Cootie Catcher but it swallowed Eliza whole 😖

It's #LetterboxdFriday-- unfortunately the only movies we found are Shallow Hal (2001) and The Deer Hunter (1978).

No boys allowed (we’ve tried a few times, but it annihilates their souls)

The only book we have is our gospel. Different sects are forming– some of us are waiting for “the change” and some of us believe “the change” has already happened.

Aimee hasn’t come down from the ceiling after tonight’s “light as a feather stiff as a board” sesh. She’s doing great, though. Her eyes are black and beautiful.

this slumber party is eternal and we aren't scared anymore

who will tuck us in

Annie's nips could diamonds

Annie’s bra is in the freezer. She put it there herself. She likes her nipples on ice.

Instead of “7 minutes in heaven” try “forever in the finished basement”

Left Jannah's hand in warm water for so long it exposed the bone. But she did really piss herself 🤣

I called mom and asked her to pick me up. She said she was on her way. That was 4 years ago.