Want a gentleman who’s *ahem* definitely not a prince to sweep you off your feet? Check out my new audio, part of @da-cum-bandit.bsky.social’s lovely collab and written by @grinningpup.bsky.social!
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throwback to when i acted my ass off harder than i ever have and it was as a cute guy struggling with his erectile dysfunction
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anyway i promise i’ll have more content real soon!!
HELL YEAH if you're of a particular persuasion, this is quite the treat
Brrrrrr come warm me up 🥺
YESSS ABSOLUTELY WHAT ZEL SAID 😁
Christmas is a time for giving 😩😩
Got two delicious collab treats for you this holiday season 😘
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obligatory resharing my old thanksgiving audio on thanksgiving (i know i’m a day late but shhhhh) post 🥰🍗
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it really does encapsulate who i am as a person all in one
evidently a defining moment considering i still remember it all these years later
Whaaat omg 🥹
Awwww you’re too sweet 🥰
throwback to high school when we read “the female body” and i couldn’t explain why i, this nerdy fella, knew what a teddy and a chemise and a camisole and a bandeau and a garter belt were when even the girls in my class didn’t was cuz i read far too much smut
anyway happy birthday margaret atwood
ok both of us 😇
no yoooou
Come and join the listening party for this...tonight 5pm EST
On The Realm of Erotic Audio Discord server...
Anytime 🫡
I haven’t even gotten to all my historical and/or fantasy and/or TTRPG-inspired work 🤭
Omg I’m flattered ☺️
Here’s a sampling of my nerdiest work:
Librarian Nerd: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Labmate Nerd: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Inventor Nerd Trilogy: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... (start from Part 1!)
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i was at the airport today and the tsa agent was like “haha i don’t understand why everyone’s so scared of us, we don’t bite!!” and i must’ve glared at her too hard in response because she was like “…are you ok?”
Halloween will always awaken me from my slumber to give you a treat… 😈
Thank you so much to Kitty for this incredible script, and Zel for her incomparable editing!
who, me? 😇😈🪫
Was approached by a pair of Mormon missionaries in the park yesterday. Unfortunately (fortunately??) for them, my own corrupting the innocent Mormon missionary audio porn is always the first thing I think of 🫣
WOAAAAH WHAT is that a rerelease of Episode 2 of Roll2Fuck: Magna Cum Louder, my smutty TTRPG actual play series, I see??
If you didn't catch it the first time, listen here! www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Stay tuned for Episode 3...
squeeze that booty like a stress ball baby
crimson wave more like cums-on wave amirite
…i’ll see myself out