imagine you had a little buddy who was also a baby, and he spent the last hour trotting around behind you meowing incessantly because he wants his breakfast early

if that’s your pardner why are they howdying at me

(first person ever to pop corn) holy shit what the fuck is happening

i wasn’t expecting how cold it would be tonight, luckily i had this blue paisley blanket in my car. i used it sort of draped around my shoulders , but i then walked past a group of teenagers and ones like “yo check out that witch”
which, is fair since im basically wearing a blue cloak

hell yea

Link to the ruling. I am not sure I’ve seen a judicial opinion with this many tweet screenshots in it before storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Hammam Abood and their mother taking a selfie, Abood and their mother are hugging

Hammam's mother washing their clothes

Hammam taking a selfie in their old tent

Hammam's mother cooking over a fire

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it’s funny when someone puts a sticker with their instagram on a normal ass car. like “oh wow, is that a white bmw with all stock parts???🤯”

Amir taking a selfie in front of the rubble of a building

Amir's father's back with a large wound sewn shut

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if he had made this mistake in public, onlookers would have been confused. generally this doesn’t happen to me except for from people who knew me in the before times

family, amirite

I HAVE 36DDD TITS DUDE

just got “he, i mean they”’d

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

my advice to everyone in the new york area to avoid Stewart’s gas stations. and tell your elderly relatives to as well

karate punches the gas station so hard it explodes

my mom is a sweet little old lady. a gas station called the cops on her over 5 dollars. and they turned out to be wrong. pretty infuriating. glad she keeps receipts for absolutely everything

im down to kick caitlyn jenner

🫡

yes, yes we are winning

🌸💍🐦‍⬛

engaging eloquent account sounds dreadful

she bag on my pipes til i pheeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewwewwweeeeewwwweeeeeeeeeweeeewweeeee

stares off pensively into the pussy

it’s 4/4 beat + pianos

especially if she feels cute that day

you can’t tell a girl she has to change her entire outfit right before leaving.

that’s rough, i feel for you. i feel burned out myself sometimes and i find myself wondering what my other options might be.

fellas is it reactionary if there’s ample evidence that the Thing is bad

it’s a bad fit, you’re unfit