Starfield is a therapeutic alternative to the abyss. Also whisky.

This image shows a person sitting on a bench seat inside a train or subway car, holding a large, fluffy dog on their lap. The dog has a thick, light gray to tan coat with a darker face, and its tongue is hanging out as it appears happily panting. The person is wearing a red jacket and blue jeans. The dog's leash is visible, and the person's hand is gently holding it. The window by their side lets in natural light, and blurred passengers can be seen seated further along the train.

Has science gone too far?

#GoneTooFar

And objectively funny ;)

plaque on a bench in loving memory of me. I'm not dead yet, just self centered.

With the hashtag "be kind" usually a signal for the debaters

Lovely to see you too. Easing myself back into Bluesky with music for the soul.

Thanks lovely. Not yet there, but heading in the right direction. There's a light at the end of the long tunnel ❤️

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I was in a taxi the other day and the driver was playing "Paris nights" - with terrible euphemistic lyrics about an accordion and a saxophone. It was so bad I couldn't stop laughing.

Top choice, Gary 👏

Added this to my playlist. It's quite beautiful.

Coooooooool for caaaaaaaats 🎶🎶

Gorgeous song ❤️

Smite them, Kitty!

Kitty is now absolutely furious. If she has to listen to some prat lying to her for the fiftieth time that NHS waiting lists are finally coming down when this Labour government has only just sent in specialist teams to deal with rampant corridor care...

Larry! Sh1t in his boots!

Hayfever can be so brutal. Hope you're able to find a way through it, Cal.

Deserved, in this case.

Haaaaahaha the pugs have to get first dibs at cushion mauling 😆😆

Hello! Am wearimus but back home and in jammies the noo. How you? X

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I love the way you describe it 😍

Heavy goth boots and a pink frilly skirt with black spots

Lunch goth

[waves from behind cushions]

Prospect Hummer YouTube video by Animal Collective - Topic

Morning Michael and Kitty! Slightly out of practice, but here is token 1 - Prospect Hummer by Animal Collective because I love the lyrics.

"Your cat is a friendly brother
Who'd offer his heart with allegiance
And if he could talk we'd be best friends"

youtu.be/rxvwIYdhnLg?...

We Are Ninja YouTube video by Frank Chickens - Topic

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It's a topic week: BIRDS and their great friends CATS. Either will do; bonus points if you manage both in the same tune!

Kitty starts you off with a favourite she should have used when JJ was hosting or even last week with Marsha.

Token 1
Frank CHICKENS: We Are Ninja

All replies here👇

It's 11AM. Welcome to the Mystery Jukebox 4.0!

Kitty slams on the brakes.

"Here?" her two assistants squeal in dismay.

"Put the jukebox so it hides those bins. With our prices we're bound to make a killing today!"

"And your friend is OK with this?"

WARNING: THERE ARE RULES!
NO REPLIES HERE⛔
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I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

That's cool. Hereditary lost me by the halfway mark - I might have to try it again...