i saw the text and was like aww thats sweet of jay but then the image loaded and i hate you again

for the first time work didnt make me want to pull my hair out, and i really thought for the first time all year i was gonna have a good day, but god said "not on my watch" and made sure everything in my closet fell over and broke, so now im just crying in bed

having no algorithm is so funny, like yes girl, recommend that i follow barbara streisand on here

PowerWash Simulator 2 announced (self published by FuturLab, coming 2025) store.steampowered.com/app/2968420/...

now includes split-screen co-op & online campaign progression

i think i had a better time getting stabbed then i am trying to sign into a fucking best buy account, multi million dollar conglomerate and their site is coded by a team with the IQ of a fucking dead goldfish

mother dearest broke down in tears telling me how worried she is about me bc im her only child that doesnt have a passion in life and that she's scared for what'll happen to me when she's gone, which is a really cool way to cap off a saturday night

i have a coworker who constantly posts about the latest bluey episode and its fuckin exhausting tbh

google photos loves reactivating notifications just to show me a photo of the last woman that ever loved me

i try really hard to stay up to date here but the bluesky vibe genuinely feels like a gentrified neighborhood complete with an HOA

holy shit i forgot i had a bluesky it got uninstalled when i reset my phone lmao

happy new year, and happy birthday to all the unimportant people ;)

steam winter sales, playstation holiday deals, meanwhile nintendo is selling shovelware slop for a dollar and selling 1st party titles from 2009 at 60 bucks, dogshit company

working physical labor jobs makes me appreciate bedrotting so much more

"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"

bath towel in my bathroom suspiciously wet and smells like flowers, which isnt what my shampoo smells like. im very suspicious

updating my bios rn, kinda bored, wanna disconnect the power for the lols

i opened up chrome this morning and for some reason it reopened every tab ive ever opened since september

thinking bout a girl at work who, after a comfortable 5+ minute silence, started singing the "bum-bidi-bidi-bumbum" from adam sandler's 8 crazy nights yet again, it haunts me

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Game is available now on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/1887400/...

maybe staying up together til 3am on a work night wasnt my brightest idea lol

incredibly torn on how to feel rn bc on the one hand she's spendin the night with me but on the other i just found out jake paul beat mike tyson

randomizer devs not putting the latest release of the program on their github but instead having it as a download on their discord is insane

beautiful women with mental ilness can save me rn

just had the most visceral cry session ive had in my life and it was bc of the most depressing meme ive ever seen

my problem with the nintendo eshop is that the games i could get on it are either games i could buy on other platforms that i dont care to play on the go anyways, or first party games that will never drop below 60 dollars regardless how old they are

i'm sick of having to survive every presidency in this country man, surely i'm not asking too much by wanting a president that just doesn't fucking suck

all my irls have moved away so i dont have anybody to watch the election results and sob with

opened up a savings account and a new credit card for the travel reward points, being an adult is fun

the girl im talking to at work casually dropped the fact that she has no social media other than a facebook she shares with her husband, that is a new type of person