Your authenticity; every audio of yours that I've listened to has felt so genuine and intimate, which makes them infinitely sexier. Oh, and your moans/whimpers are the most incredible I've ever heard. 🖤
So it begins. Discussions are underway within the administration, and Pentagon, about deploying National Guard or active-duty troops to cities beyond Los Angeles. We’ll be sending updated guidance to all coalition members. Please follow every step, even if some sections seem irrelevant right now.
A tweet by @ennui365 , labeled "Thursday," features an image with a green leafy background and white text that reads, "IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP BECAUSE 'HE'S NOT A POLITICIAN', THEN I HOPE YOUR NEXT COLONOSCOPY IS DONE BY A PLUMBER." The text uses a sarcastic analogy to criticize the logic of voting for Donald Trump based on his lack of political experience, comparing it to choosing an unqualified person for a medical procedure.
And if you want a business man, why choose a multiply-bankrupted one?!
Why yes, it is nearly 3am. When is it *not* a good time to install Kubuntu and make your laptop a dual-boot machine? 🤷🏻♀️
#Linux #Kubuntu #KDE #KDEPlasma #fuckWindows #opensourceOS #opensourcecomputing
(7/?)
It should also be noted that this game is still in early access, so there’s only one kind of baddie in the dungeons, and it’s this weird fever dream mutation that looks like a vulture, a monkey, and a sheep had a really wild night in Vegas. 🦅🐵🐑
They drop one thing - fur.
(6/?)
Not a Spicy Thought™️, per se, but it shouldn’t go without mention that the song “Becky” by Plies has been playing on a loop in my head during this speed run.
Why?
No clue, don’t ask me, I just work here. 🤷🏻♀️
(5/?)
The ladder down is usually within the first half dozen rocks I break, but of course one level had me searching for it until the 3rd to last rock. Upon finding it, Spicy Thought #2 escaped -
“Ope! Found the hole!
…
Gimme a break, that’s usually not my job.” 😏
(4/?)
Every time you access the ladder down to the next level, a prompt appears asking if you’d like to proceed. Spicy Thought #1 came after deciding to turn this foray into a speed run, so my brain responded to that prompt by saying -
“Take me deeper, dungeon daddy.” 🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
(3/?)
The game I’m playing has a bit of dungeon crawling involved & I decided it would be a brilliant idea to do a speed run in my current state of near-delirium. Helpful info: the dungeon crawl is mostly resource mining + a couple baddies per level & you have to find the ladder to the next lvl.
(2/?)
I blame this barrage of nonsensical, borderline inappropriate, mental train wreckage on: a) being sick, 2) being awake 24+ hrs, c) the 40mg of prednisone currently in my system, and 4) I’m normally a silly little goose in the *best* of circumstances. 🪿
Been miserably ill the last 4 days, can’t sleep because [see above]. What do I do? Play vidjya games, of course. My internal monologue has become external, with no one around to appreciate it, so I figured I’d live-skeet my hilarious (?) running commentary: A Thread. (1/?)
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
BOO DONALD TRUMP AT THE SUPER BOWL
PASS IT ON!!!
Thank you! A federal judge blocked U.S. DOGE employees from altering any records of payments at the Treasury Department while she weighs a request by public interest groups for a broader injunction against their activity. Thank you, U.S. District Judge Colleen Kollar-Kotelly’s! 🙏
"Texas authorities arrested a Jan. 6 rioter recently pardoned by President Trump on Thursday for online solicitation of a minor..."
thehill.com/regulation/c...
By & large, most books are superior to human beings.
I'm the same way but with hatred.
Screenshot of a Facebook post with the text: “I gotta get this off my chest... It’s really not a good look for some of you to sit here, on a social media app, and look down your noses at people upset about losing access to a different social media app. It’s so blatantly obvious that you believe yourself superior to those who are genuinely grieving this loss. You never downloaded or used the app? Good for you. What do you want, a cookie? Since you never used the app, please allow me to enlighten you to what TikTok actually was: • During the COVID-19 pandemic – TT proved crucial in disseminating critical, unbiased information in real time directly from credible sources (WHO, CDC, NIH, etc. all had official accounts on the app). Not only that, but as the pandemic / lockdown stretched to unpredictable lengths and severity, it provided community and support for many people who were in complete isolation, enduring the lockdown totally alone. • During the war in Ukraine - once again TT helped disseminate info in real time, directly from Ukrainian citizens / soldiers, who also used the app to communicate urgent information both within their country, to other resistance fighters and soldiers in the front lines, but also to the rest of the world. Many Ukrainians used TT to communicate with friends and family in other countries and provide updates about their safety, if they were fleeing, and where they were able to find safe harbor. Millions around the world sent messages of encouragement, love, and support to complete strangers.”
Another screenshot, a continuation of the Facebook post, with the text: “• 7 million Americans earned an income by operating small businesses on TT. Not to mention the countless other musicians, dancers/choreographers, artists, comedians, writers, actors, etc. who were “discovered” on TT and now get to live out their life’s dream. The Riverdance production hired their first ever black dancer because of her videos performing traditional Irish dance to modern rap and hip hop songs. • Thousands, if not millions, of people were able to find information about, put a name to, and finally receive diagnoses and treatments for medical conditions they’d suffered with for years, while their doctors had simply dismissed them with medical gaslighting. • TikTok was ranked as the #1 social media entity for getting the highest number of US voters registered, and ranked 3rd among all voter registration campaigns and resources. • People found community, support, encouragement, real friendships, partners / spouses, free access to mental health resources, their biological / long-lost family members, cold case murders have been solved, missing people located, abducted children returned safely. People have used resources found through TT to dismantle lifetimes of racism, sexism, homophobia, generational trauma, abusive behaviors, etc. because when we know better, we do better. But yeah, go off about how it was just a silly little kid’s app.”
The app is back up today, but this still stands.
(Originally posted on my personal FB account)
#TikTok #TikTokBan #USpolitics
Ya know what, Shanay is close enough to my real name, I'll take it 😂😈🤘🏼
This is a hill I will absolutely die on. Give me old-school written walkthroughs or give me replaying the same boss battle 25 times.
Like the old saying goes, “No one has ever written a song called ‘Fuck the Fire Department.’” 🤷🏻♀️
If your family doesn’t love and accept you for exactly who you are, fuck ‘em, you’re MY family now.
♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🩵🩷🤍🤎🖤
#youareloved #hailsatan #thesatanictemplelovesyou #andsodoi #loveislove
As someone who’s lived through countless “end of days” prophecies by religions, cults, “psychics,” etc., I bet the Aztecs never could’ve predicted *this* turn of events.
Somebody get the fiddle, I smell smoke…
How I arrived at BlueSky
If the shoe fits… 🤷🏻♀️😂
Headline from 1930s: Hitler Fund Gets ‘Voluntary Gifts’
Any time we see another CEO pony up a million for Trump’s inauguration, remember this headline.
Hey, at least they’re giving the land a vote in their maps—finally, representation for dirt and trees!
This! I was gonna say kraken or some other ultra-deep sea creature.
Speaking of narcissism 🙄 You literally used “Dx” – medical shorthand for “diagnosis” not “hypothesis”
Then again, you’re neither qualified nor credentialed to make a psych Dx to begin with. You do realize that “traumatologist” is an orthopedic surgeon and not a PTSD specialist, right?!
😂 GTFOH