...then he slapped me with his pee nis

goblinsorcerer

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i got a mechanical pencil and am now doodling on any surface close to me

with a wave of my wand i can do incredible things for you… but i expect something in return …

david foster wallace on poop

that card is so pushed man

I activate my Pine Pig's ability "Hog the Log" allowing me to Branch Out and pluck those Berry Points, putting you in a squeal jam, so to speak.

my Grovetender Ape’s effect allows me to draw every single seed card in my deck, which Germinator Gibbon’s effect enables me to play and grow instantly. So you’re looking at about 50 Berry Points this round. Do you have a response?

Executed with single karate chop

My seven bodyguards, my eighteen assassins, my 300 strong army of henchmen, my advisor and my second-in-command and my Queen of Evil and i all cordially invite you to the Secret Base this May for my 356th birthday. please rsvp with your menu selections. You know how caterers are

A bright pink orc

Won’t you come see me at the Secret Base this year? The henchmen and i keep talking about how much we miss you

This is all crazy but I’m really into being born at your father’s Secret Base. I was born at my father’s Secret Base

ok I’m ready to not be thinking the moon child song over and over during my shift now

I first read it in middle school. I think it’s fine

WAIT I'VE GOT THIS ONE SAVED FROM @ricesnot.bsky.social's TWITTER

Look. I don't want to talk. So leave me alone.

weee're countin on you ultraman the Professional Kai-joo Exterminatorrr

ULTRAMAN VS BALTAN at Dodger Stadium! YouTube video by ULTRAMAN Official English Channel

fuck you gotta watch this man www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwmb...

I would like to try as many fast food joints as I can in my lifetime.

I’ve never been! And I don’t imagine I will

To be fair i also ate at the CD location like multiple times a week awhile back and I crave it from time to time but I’m just trying to be even handed here and represent the opinions of the like, people who had been living in the neighborhood for a long time

I’m focused on this right now because I would really love to eat exactly that amount of food right now

yeah like i said my only source for this is the many older coworkers I’ve had who are comparing it to how it was when the original owner was in charge. i think the chicken itself is fine! Maybe a buck or two more than I’d want to pay for that much chicken. That’s my stance.

Surely the American mind is ready for some kind of famichicken equivalent at gas stations

I’m only relaying my own experience and that of at least 4-5 others I’ve spoken to about this

Also I think it did get worse. The original owner sold it awhile back and the quality has supposedly been deteriorating since

Nope

to each their own