Without stating your age, post a movie that was released when you turned 18.

I think we all know what that will look like.

97.4% of survey say that writing being written by a human is very important

A reminder that when "authors" who turn to AI slop claim that "everyone's doing it and it's fine" they're talking absolute bollocks.

They're either in deep denial or they're just lying to try and normalise the practice at everyone else's expense.

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3-panel comic. (1) (A person with a picture of a spacecraft behind head.] PERSON 1: There are now three spacecraft headed to Europe: NASA’s *Europa Clipper*, which will investigate Europa’s subsurface ocean, (2) [Person is gesturing at a picture of a different spacecraft while talking to a person with a ponytail and a person with short hair.] PERSON 1: ESA’s *Jupiter Icy Moons Explorer*, which will study the topography and chemistry of Europa and the other moons, (3) [Person with a picture behind head of a Zamboni with a rocket launcher underneath] and the NHL’s *Zamboni Voyager*, which plans to resurface Europa. PERSON FROM OFF-PANEL: Oh no. PERSON 1: We tried to stop them, but the league is set on an expansion.

Europa Missions

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What do you do with that old pc you had laying in your attic? You turn it into a retro gaming console that's what you do.

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

I love finding a new walking trail close to home. So does Jimmy.

Instead of Bibi, we should call him Bob.

Picture of a beekeeper in a tower of Notre Dame cathedral, with the caption “The bees of Notre-Dame survived the 2019 fire. All 180,000 of them.”

I’m sorry, I find it difficult to believe they’ve accounted for every individual bee

Apple News alert that reads: “Why more Gen Z men are turning to Catholicism, a favorite design trend that makes homes harder to sell, and more popular reads.”

I do feel like a semicolon might’ve been helpful

Depluralise a move:

Alien

(Am I doing this right?)

Ducks playing hide and seek and laughing about it.

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A sign on the fence of a graveyard. It reads "No use of geiger counters on church property."

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

Lithgow claims JKR is misunderstood.

Lithgow is now on my do not watch.

This breaks my heart a little.

Former Citadel sculptor Mark Copplestone has generously answered some of my questions about his time working at Games Workshop, making Space Marines, and discovering iconic creations

Check out the brand new text interview now, exclusively at patreon.com/JordanSorcery!

#WarhammerCommunity

Hard agree.

That thing about us being like elves to our pets because by comparison we’re functionally immortal is cute until you realise at the end of Lord of The Rings they decided it was kinder to put Frodo out of his misery and said they were taking him upstate to Valinor to run and be free

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

Sky News foreign correspondent Alex Crawford reported that Lebanese health workers in Nabatieh are being forced to deliberately delay their arrival at emergency scenes to avoid Israeli “double-tap” strikes, which, she said, have become a “pattern”.

Monstrous 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Why does it look like a giant Tupperware container?

Not on my bingo card …

Because I'm an idiot I organise a slow grow League at my local club for warhammer fantasy 6th edition. Still, 500 points of elves done.

There was a period in the eighties were every show on TV featured helicopters. The news. Action shows. Game shows. EVERYTHING.

Just helicopters. Helicopters, helicopters and helicopters.

Broadcasting has been on a constant downward slide since then.

We're not gonna make it, are we? People, I mean.

Full disclosure: sometimes I say “All the best,” but I’ve actually retained some of the best for myself.

ebenezer scrooge looking down from a window: You thrre boy! What day is it? Jason Vorhees: looking up silently at the window

Once again, thank you @thebetootaadvocate.bsky.social ! #coalitioninsanity #auspol #oilwar

It is very easy to read statements like this as a joke.

This is not a joke.

We have proven with AI, completely by accident, what knowledgeable people have been saying for decades: the environment that rich people live in gives them a very specific personality disorder.

Mo off the top rope