Literally killll meeeee

FW2025 💞

My name is tweets and socialises to procrastinate, and I’m really glad to meet you 🥰

Oh what a ditz I am.

Disregard, monthly cancer crashout shitpost 💀

When I move I will wish for better friends

Watching love island and experiencing ptsd 😂

I wish I had a bang wig on or something so I could do the little annoyed huffy thing

I lich do not wanna work on this blog but I fucking have to

My heart is beating so fast omg

I don’t crash out I work harder to bend life to my will

Oh you’re fed upppp 😂😂😂

I miss working at topgolf when I felt like it as a second job

I hope I dream of rlc during my nap 🥹

I was meant to have 3.7 boyfriends and a girlfriend this summer, what happpeneeeddddd??????

Bezos is buying his wife a media conglomerate when he really needs to buy her that Kris Jenner facelift

Why is my mummy now telling me popeyes used to sell CORN?

I need to change my number but I don’t want to memorise another one

I did the same thing, it looks HORRIBLE💀

We gotta send Bezos to fucking Saturn or something, he’s really gotta fucking go

So Bezos is buying Condé Nast…. As a wedding gift?

There were soooo many middle schoolers at the Tyler creator show last night 💀 their parents obviously only heard earfquake &went “what the hell, sure”

I forgot we have spaghetti in here, I can fast till 1:30 for that

I thought AI was just gna be everyone getting their own Jarvis 🙃

I love saying detty it’s a bit cuter than dutty, so I will be appropriating it

Cute Rainbow High doll with hello kitty accessories

when you’re being mean to me this is literally who you’re being mean to btw

I gotta start acting like a boy ong

You’re absolutely right. Neeeever forget Schiaparelli