happy #mcm friends 💚

Me laying on the couch in just black shorts with sun shining in on me.

Sunny ☀️ Sunday

a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt . ALT: a young boy is laughing with his mouth open in a striped shirt .

if i see one more disney adult gay or h*rry p*tter gay on tinder i'm joining a monastery i swear

i feel like if i ever started an onlyfans it would just be me going live and crocheting and yapping naked for a hour

what if i wore a regency costume for my show and was also really sexy doing so? makes you think.

oh my god jd vance killed viktor orban too he must be stopped

took this last night and got a serotonin boost aka positive feedback from tumblr moots so heyyyyy

it's always so funny to me how masc i become in public like i just ran into a guy coming out of a door that i was going into and said "Oh, my bad." My bad??? who IS she??? who am I??

✋🏻🛑this is a pit stop! 🛑✋🏻

Quote with your pit pics 💪🏼

yeah we can do that 🙂‍↕️

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

sometimes you say to yourself "damn my balls are full" in a non-horny way but mostly in a horny way let's be real

this song has been in my head since last night which is a good omen for the week, methinks. happy monday!

can our bananas join together and make a bunch? 🍌

Two men: Stop seducing me. YOU stop seducing ME.

typical bluesky interaction

another sports gay moment today: i hate dan hurley. but i hate duke more. (and shout out to the big ten aka my conference for getting half the final four)

good morning gay people in my phone we're awake but at what cost

essentially i'm saying albee is the best and it always hits at 1 am.

can you imagine writing a line like "i apologize that my nature is such to bring out in you the full force of your brutality"

imagine.

why is it when my social battery is fully charged and i'm ready to be fun and gay at a bar with friends no one wants to go out

we (rightly) make fun of guys and their incessant use of fish on dating apps but why in the world does everyone want to go on a hike why do we have to climb a mountain to see if we like each other. if your first date is exercise i guarantee you won't like me once the date is over.

alvvays and faye webster 🔛🔝

my favorite part of jazz is when they play all the wrong notes and everything is crazy and unlistenable and then suddenly the melody comes back. (this is not a joke)

can't protest because of capitalism today but also my work vpn won't let me log in so i'm gonna sit here on the clock and not work so there.

am i allowed to be a sports gay for a minute? great thanks. i hate dan hurley.

this honestly kind of killed me like we really need people like him with this ai fuckery and anti-creative society we live in. miss him.

i watched an interview with edward albee (aka the 🐐) today and he said he wrote freehand and/or on a typewriter but never on a word processor: "the writer processes the words not the machine" like

an oldie but a goodie ✌️😎

barkbarkbarkba- omg who SAID that???

starving omg 🍽