( With that said, he poofs away. )

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too far. )

You… should really…

( What can he even say to that? It’s not like he can even smite him if wanted to. He’s right. But he hates that he has to hear it from him. Of all fucking people…

Dammit. )

Clean up that… stinky pot you have in the kitchen. It reeks— like you.

( Window crack. This little fucking shit…

Making fun of him is one thing. He could take it. After all, he *is* a sad clown who copes with making ducks all day and is a poor excuse of a king. He knows that. He tells himself that all the time.

But to bring up his daughter, especially his wife is—

Hold up, there buckaroo, and let you wreak havoc unsupervised? NO WAY, PAL! Someone’s gotta make sure you’re not giving my daughter and her crew a hard time and it’s gonna be me.

Of course, you’d know what it’s like to be underground. Hey, how’s that radio show of yours doing? Poorly? As suspected.

Obviously, I haven’t died. ( Except on the inside ).

Though I’d argue I’m more in the position of watching the afterlife here. Which, unfortunately, includes you.

Time to go a-deer huntin’.

Yap yap yap, not listening to this from a walkin’, talkin’ corpse. Though my guess is you never felt more alive than being down here!

Kinda sad, really.

Aw, I missed you too. (Not)

[[ @shadowmarionette.bsky.social HEY BITCH BITCH GUESS WHAT HOLY FUCK

[[ HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT THIS ACCOUNT BACK NO FUCKING WAY

A-NY-WAY! Moving on!

Because I got all of eternity, I will catch up in due time and surpass your skills. Just you wait, pal.

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better. After all, they learn all these great skills with their limited time while I got all of eternity. Makes it that much more special, I think.

it be to pick up a pencil”? After all, I’ve been creating long since before anyone has live, got so much experience and knowledge in this ol’ noggin!

But when I actually attempted without my magic… kind of showed me how clueless I can be. And.. I guess I want to understand Sinners— humans

—

UGH, NO— What I mean to say is… I dunno, I guess I just… I-I dunno. Sure, I CAN just manifest amazing works outta thin air by just *KA-BLAMMO!*

( Manifesting one of his iconic rubber ducks onto his hand, smiling with childlike enthusiasm before poofing it away. )

Then I thought “how hard could—

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I— Huh? What?

( Was that a compliment? It sounded backhanded… but he didn’t exactly sense any mockery. )

… You really think they are beautiful? Truly?

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*It was.*

But unlike SOME people—

( Glaring at him for his insult over his attempt earlier. )

I can’t insult the arts when I see there is passion and dedication behind it; especially when.

Really? That’s great to hear—

What’s AI?

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Oh. Oh that’s—

…

*FUCK, he’s good.*

That’s… impressive… good job!

I like to experiment every now and then.

It fucking sucks, he says… I’d like to see HIM try then! Pompous fucker!

It fucking sucks

THAT’S NOT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

Mmmm, yeah sure, let’s hear whatcha got.

Drew a self portrait! ⭐️✨

…

OH, HE UNFOLLOWED ME THEN FOLLOWED ME.

did he just follow me?

THEM BOOTS ARE TOO BIG FOR YOUR GODDAMN FEET!

I’m reporting this and your account.

I MEANT TO SEND THAT TO SOMEONE ELSE—