Front cover of CD - Freddie Gibbs “Shadow of a Doubt” on top of other CDs in a record store bin

Back cover of Freddie Gibbs “Shadow of a Doubt” CD, with the song “Careless” circled in the song list

RECORD STORE SUCCESS ❤️🎧❤️

Having to write out every-other calculus problem by hand because “graphing calculators can’t do everything for you” and those bitches would be a whole page front and back

I guess I don’t see it that way when it’s something that fluctuates and is never guaranteed. It’s a cash dividend from a fund that someone was smart enough to set up back in the day. I can also see how it falls under that definition. It is proposed more as a COLA for residents.

It definitely makes a difference, but I also saw it as kind of a placation strategy. “Well, we’re not getting NOTHING from big oil being here.” I mean, if big oil left Alaska it would be devastating b/c it’s such a huge part of the workforce there, but it’s also just as evil

The Permanent Fund Dividend is not UBI. I lived in Alaska for 32 years, and the biggest PFD check I got was $2000. Which is not nothing, but that’s what each resident gets for a whole year. Not even close to UBI, especially for the cost of living there.

Newly blooming magnolia in front of an old fire hydrant

Hydrant Magnolia ❤️

"He is not here; he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay."

#HappyEaster #PeeWeeHerman

21yo: if you were a dinosaur, you’d be a cry-ceritops
18yo: not true, because I’m a FLY-ceritops *bounces off yoga ball and exits room*

my kids are fucking rad 😂

My faceless daughter and her boyfriend holding an enormous bag of flower, with two more large bags on the ground.

So my 21YO is studying herbal science, and her next step is getting into researching cannabis for chronic pain conditions, and this is what she got to do today…

I’m gonna start wearing a bandana. I’m going to be a bandana guy. Maybe wear short shorts and a gray sweatshirt like it’s 1988. They’ll say hey, it’s bandana guy and I’ll say hey.

Came here to say the same thing 😂

picked this up at an airport and didn’t put it down until I finished it

if you’re friends with someone who wears an ascot, you can’t be mad when you get invited to his dogs birthday party

it took me a really long time to pick clothes for today for someone who basically rotates through 3 pairs of sweatpants on the weekends

my next door neighbors are breaking up and moving out and I’m so uncomfortable, it’s just yelling and banging things

oh man, I had a coworker who fell asleep with her calves on a heating pad years ago…I think I had blocked that out of my memory, it was terrible. Im sorry you had to experience all that!

dune poster generator: fuckaas i’m already here

as a former Alaskan (1981-2012), I can guarantee you the majority of the public doesn’t even know the half of it…absolute lunacy, the entire family

when you order delicious popcorn from your friend’s kid’s fundraiser, remember that popcorn has a lot of fiber

TOO SHORT - Blow The Whistle (Official HD Video) YouTube video by TooShortVEVO

this song came on infinite play on my way home from work, and I feel like everyone should collectively stop what they’re doing for 3 minutes and 9 seconds and just dance to too short

youtu.be/CBJtzEKetBM?...

Clearly a forgery. Jesus dots his i with a heart.

*on antiques roadshow* I’m sorry…what?

I hate the question “did you think about me today” bro I thought about 74 gazillion things today and that was just to survive and do my job and remember to eat

I would like to be the one to throat-punch this oxygen thief

Just shoved a clock up my ass. I don’t do daylight savings. Not this year. Fuck you

my blood was probably 78% pizza two days ago

my sister’s college roommate was Ron Jeremy’s niece, and I will never not be entertained by this

there’s a group of young men (late teens?) who are always at the gym on Saturday mornings, just there doing all kinds of crazy handstands and tricks on the bars

it makes me happy to see them just enjoying themselves and encouraging each other

Album cover: a man wearing all black, with white shoes dancing on the front lawn in front of a pink and white house Text reads: Something’s In The Water LaRussell & Lil Jon

I blasted this album from 7:30-9:30am, and whenever someone walked through my door I stood up and danced, just to see who would dance with me

ALMOST EVERYONE did 😂❤️ I think I got two eye rolls

okay, I’m here to say that I absolutely cannot accept any more unalivements in my life rn, and since you’re in my life through the interwebs, that includes you 🫂 please take care of yourself tonight 💛

the real question is why did this make me laugh as hard as it did