Someone sideswiped my car trying to park when I was in the store then straight up left. Thankfully there was someone who noticed and took a photo of their license plate, but still, ugh 🙃

My mom asked if I wanted a brochure, and after I answered, I realised I really should have said ‘bro sure’ and that’s going to haunt me for a while

OH MY GOODNESS JOEY WAS SO CLOSE TO A GOALIE GOAL

#SeaKraken

I’m just going to ignore the score change and continue believing Ebs got the hatty 🤷🏻‍♀️

EBS HATTY EBS HATTY EBS HATTY EBS HATTY

Accidentally became important at work, now I fear I’m in way over my head 😅

SOROKIN SHUTOUT!! 🧱

Ilya Sorokin has the most shutouts in /NYIslanders history!

INTRODUCING YOUR NEW YORK ISLANDERS ALL-TIME SHUTOUT LEADER, ILYA SOROKIN!

LET’S GO 🎉🎉

Sorokin shutout 🎉🎉

SOROKIN SHUTOUT SOROKIN SHUTOUT SOROKIN SHUTOUT SOROKIN SHUTOUT 🎉🎉🎉🎉

Not a bad duo, ngl 💁🏻‍♀️

Good thing about having the little room at the gym to myself is I can listen to my Ethan Hunt Vibes playlist on the Bluetooth speaker 💁🏻‍♀️

Been at my parents house less than an hour and a half, and apparently I already fucked up- going to be a long four days 🥴

If I had a nickel for every time the Penguins blew a multi-goal lead in the third period and lost in overtime this weekend, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, it’s just really sad it happened twice 🙃

a close up of a brown colored surface with a watermark that says hamburger Alt: a close up of a brown colored surface with a meerkat popping its head out

Me, whenever I hear any song from either Top Gun or from my Ethan Hunt Vibes playlist at the gym

If I had a nickel for every time Michele Monaghan played a character married to someone who is/was part of a secret government organisation in a movie with Maggie Q also in it and she ended up getting kidnapped, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, it’s just really weird it happened twice 😂

Jason Robertson making history in Dallas! ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Fireflies by Owl City appeared on the ‘Golden Oldies’ playlist I’ve been listening to, like that song came out in 2009??

Sorokin Shutout, we love to see it 🎉🎉

Ilya Sorokin in a white New York Islanders jersey. Text above top line says November 20, 2025 second line says Shutout., third like says Islanders vs. Red Wings, then below the image is text that says Ilya Sorokin

Sorokin Shutout, we love to see it 🙌🏻🙌🏻

The number of people I saw on Twitter that said Tom Cruise and Sydney Sweeney should date is a non-zero number, and I find that more than a little concerning…

These otters are displeased with you. What did you do!?

Was back on Twitter for 2 days, had my anxiety spike again, deleted it again. Considering never going back.

I don’t like contact lenses I’ve decided 😅

The famed now-18-y-o post showing a pizza in a carton. There are no toppings or sauce on the pizza, only some chunks of beef thrown onto the left side as if in disgusted anger. The right side is plain dough. Not pictures is the order form with all choices set to "none" except for the "beef" option which is selected for the left side only.

Merry None Pizza Left Beef Day to all who celebrate! Happy 18th, None!! 🥳

We are truly living in the worst timeline.

Not a great week, ngl 😅

Poster for Final Destination Bloodlines with a flaming skull over a burning tower.

#NowWatching

Final Destination Bloodlines