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Posts by Mike Sweeney

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I love when Lucas or Spielberg refer to him as "Johnny" in interviews. It's just so endearing.

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A billboard.

Every time Bessent tries to pretend he's just a normal guy, he comes across even more like Mr. Burns. It's like that Eddie Izzard bit about the royal family...

"You're a plumber, what on earth is that?"

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Found the "current revisions by Stephen Miller" part of the speech.

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Coyote wandering in Los Angeles from the movie COLLATERAL.

Coyote wandering in Los Angeles from the movie COLLATERAL.

Yo homie...

3 months ago 2 1 0 0

THE NIGHT HOUSE.

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A bare-knuckle boxer who dabbles in petty street crime.

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John Cage, submitting the sheet music for "4'33"" to his publisher: What do you think?

Publisher: No notes.

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So the woman in Minneapolis was a "domestic terrorist" but Ashli Babbitt was a poor innocent victim?

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Forgot what suntan lotion was called and asked my wife for the "skin sauce." I am awesome at vacationing.

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DiCaprio pointing meme but he's in a vault jumpsuit, wearing a Pip Boy, and drinking a Nuka Cola.

DiCaprio pointing meme but he's in a vault jumpsuit, wearing a Pip Boy, and drinking a Nuka Cola.

The second that Marty Robbins guitar hits...

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Funny for a guy named Johnson.

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Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium from common household objects.

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Is this the only poster where a screenwriter (who is not also a director) gets above-the-title billing? I think it might be.

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And don't you dare wear sweatpants while driving your Clark Griswold shitbox. We travel with class in these United States.

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Huzzah! Congratulations!

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"Bats himself the live-long day. Babe Ruth, Ty Cobb, and so on..."

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Orbán looks like he should be a villain in the TAKEN franchise. But not the main villain. He's like the sleazy underworld contact that Neeson meets early in Act II and shoots in the knee to get intel about the main villain's Swiss bank transfers.

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The hat is 10/10, no notes.

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"You hang up first!"
"No, *you* hang up first!"

6 months ago 1 0 0 0

Some good stuff here.

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

- LOOK AT velvet rope
- It's a rope made of velvet.
- PICK UP velvet rope
- You can't do that.

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"The password is 'Fidelio.'"

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"Nothing war can happen, it can only peace happen."

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What are the odds he thinks it's *literally* invisible, like a Klingon warship? Pretty good, I'd say.

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"I would rather watch well-developed characters, like what you see in foreign films."

Ah yes. Foreign films. So well known for their lack of sex.

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