it’s hot out

i am still so overstimulated from the sphere i would have catastrophically imploded doing anything after. i can’t even listen to the new olivia rodrigo yet. my brain broke.

Tommy just answered a phone call on speaker phone and i have no idea who it is but they said “have you been outside today? it’s fucking beautiful i’m looking for parking around rittenhouse square hot chicks EVERYWHERE”

what a greeting?

witnesses reported seeing 13 puppies but by the time rescue got there they only found 7 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

can you imagine walking down the street and finding a fucking box of PUPPIES

The Pennsylvania SPCA is asking for the public's help in identifying a man believed to be linked to separate litters of puppies being abandoned in Old City.

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i hope everyone has so much fun at the sphere this weekend they throw up at least one time

that R/guy threw up in 405/406 during split open and melt, but let’s forgive him bc it could happen to anyone

they are verifing!

halt earth day that is autocorrect and I’m keeping it

I can’t name a worse chore? I will never buy a tufted couch again

re-tufting a couch is traumatizing fr

making mighty kids meals for the ambassadors

Wendy’s

Scarface Quits His Job - Half Baked. Remastered [HD] YouTube video by The Channel That Can't Take Anything Seriously

youtu.be/z0aF9kSLpeY?...

put her in her cage and disconnect the ph0ne

reign me in

I wouldn’t hate men so much lately if they simply weren’t so fucking terrible but i have no choice

women haters

MLB vs WOMEN is toooooo real

this is a serious thing. It’s not MLB stadiums only. It’s just the world. But MLB is a good place to start. FUCK them.

you mean the world wide co spinach against women for EVERYTHING

the top MLB Rivalry no one talks about?

MLB Stadium bag policies vs. Women.

No one cares

that’s Alice Earle? No?

send me McDonald’s the fuck

Bbbbaby steps

ok love you bye

Olivia Dean is not getting the credit she deserves

there is def a limit