Jeopardy is my fave gameshow because “here is the answer, but… what is the question?” is the most goated dialectic of all time. It is not even close really

I recently learned that a medication I’m on improves mood (reduces depression) at the cost of dampening task initiation (harder to start things). Meanwhile my ignorant ass was over here thinking that not starting to grade those quizzes was the thing making me feel good

My recent choice to get Invisalign is NOT me dick riding for the Lindy West memoir

Trump talking about Iran, standing next to Easter bunny

My ‘two truths and a lie’ going forward is that I’m the person in that Easter bunny suit, please don’t steal my idea

I do enjoy that within the monarchies that still exist, Kings are catching strays rn

Toxic Pony

because I Never Gatekeep, y’all should know there is a Britney Spears / Ginuwine mashup of Toxic + Pony on Spotify:

open.spotify.com/track/6QHXcb...

Football

Being cute w my mama

Basketball

Being cute w my bestie

shouts out to all my California sports hoes

tysm :) the shoveling was rly just my warm up for the car pulling

Pedestrians are going around on skis on the sidewalks and in the roads instead of walking lol

Car completely covered in a meter of snow

Car revealed (snow shoveled)

Managed to fit in a workout this morning even tho the gym was closed

just enjoyed an “I think I liked it!” *gestures to an empty plate* out in the wild (brunch with my dad)

(mental illness)

Cutting out all caffeine and alcohol starting today and it’s NOT for the top two reasons people usually do this :) it’s a secret third thing :)

May your year be blessed with accepts subject to minor corrections.

Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.

Going back for 4ths on the Costco overnight oats sample bc the guy keeps giving me a slow nod of forgiveness

Thank you Kelly 💕 I got an extension from the registrar for unrelated medical reasons, but my hard deadline is now tonight 😭🙏🏼

It is extremely good that I quit nicotine (almost 90 days nicotine-zero!) but also extremely annoying because I’m so much slower at grading. I am building up my stamina and speed again w/o the performance enhancing drug and that sucks, but also is good. Mostly though, it is annoying.

picture of stacks of essays on a desk

when Soulja Boy said “stacks on deck, stacks,” I really felt that

Melissa Rees, Disability and Phenomenological Ownership YouTube video by Overthink Podcast

If you are interested in my current work on phenomenology and disability, please check out my talk at the Phenomenologies of Mental Health and Wellbeing conference this past September, organized by the wonderful @ellieanderphd.bsky.social and Ally Peabody Smith!

youtu.be/c4K48nYCQZc?...

Lego gingerbread AT-AT walker announced, coming October 1

Baudrillard could never.

Couldn’t agree more

guys check out the SF Giant’s record right now

lmfao

I would never begrudge anyone some good old fashioned ressentiment - it’s the spice of life

“The Taylor Swift engagement is MAGA” is 2nd grade reading level. With a gender and women’s studies degree, I can write up the T-Swift engagement is cyborg manifesto + mestiza consciousness + it’s actually gay essay in my sleep

Only this administration could turn (my) MSNBC parents into south park superfans

^ that one is on my Olympic podium of best tweets of all time, thank you for the opportunity to read it again

Im so galaxy brained I’m not even sure which stereotype I’ve invoked, but I agree