A comic of two foxes, one of whom is Green, the other is Blue's mother, Red. Red turns around to look at Green, who listens. Red: Can you take the thing to the other ones at that one over there? Green stares back at her, blankly. Red's look of determined confidence does not falter. Green: ...The what over where? Red: Yes. Later, Blue and Green are walking together. Green: I adore your mother, but I can see where you get it from. Blue: Get what?

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

GOTCHYA! It's a new greatures
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Devotion

Saw this news and I had to make a rough sketch about it. 🥹 We humans always underestimate the empathy and care of other animals..

Grand Theft Auto VI leak

The liberals changed log by bulb 😔
#YIAYflag

the length of the table of contents in "united states involvement in regime change"

Oh wait, that's not a switch

Point still stands

You're not a real sysadmin until you've done that

I went to a restaurant yesterday and had to take a photo of their setup 🔥

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

I am so, so sorry, but the boots blended in with the floor and I thought you were floating or something

Panel 1: Shen is standing in a complicated machine, having seemingly just appeared inside it with sparks of green electricity. His clothes billow as he yells "AAA!! WHERE AM I??" Panel 2: A serious looking, realistically drawn scientist begins to, with furrowed brow and intense shading, seriously explain: "It is the year 2155. We brought someone from the past who has an attention span of more than 6 seconds to" Panel 3: The scientist is suddenly very simply/cutely drawn, now having raised his phone to his face and happily looking at it. Panel 4: Shen raises his hands in a confused gesture and frustratedly says "YOU GUYS BUILT A TIME MACHINE IN 6 SECOND INTERVALS??"

It crushed us all, Athena, stay strong 🫂

One is literally me, one is not

Labor of love

Execs: we've heard you, our dearest audience. 16 times the details!

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey contains an unused "Toads ramming each other rapidly" test room, containing Peach and three pairs of Toads. Talking to Peach causes the Toads to ram each other rapidly.

My huge yoshi plush wearing flight safety equipment with graham crackers and jack daniels

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

they did WHAT to tenna's head (deltarune blender animation)

Thank you to all the people who are good at talking about random things for hours.

Medieval Unboxing

I'm a game design genius

*crunch* *crunch* *crunch* *loud gulp* sorry, got hungry

it's pretty rare that i get recognized in public so i'll never forget the time i walked into a random bar and a stranger very respectfully tapped my shoulder to show me "small sausage in large sausage"

PANEL 1 Alfredo's sat at a soda bar with Jack being his bartender. JACK: Looks like someone’s had a long day. AL: And how! PANEL 2 JACK: In that case, how about a nice, refreshing whiskey highball? AL: Whiskey? The real deal? JACK: Nothing but the best for my most loyal customer! PANEL 3A AL: Very well. Make it a double. PANEL 3B INSPECTOR DILLON: Excuse me… PANEL 4A INSPECTOR DILLON: What are you going to buy with that money, sir? PANEL 4B Alfredo notices 15c sandwiches on the menu. PANEL 5 AL: Sandwiches. INSPECTOR DILLON: Two dollars’ worth of sandwiches? AL: That’s right. I’m hungry. PANEL 6A JACK: This here’s old “Sandwich Slugger” Al - always eats at least a dozen of things! What a card, am I right? PANEL 6B Jack turns to Al with a darkened expression. JACK: Are you out of your mind?! There’s no way you can- AL: Keep ‘em coming, barkeep. Following panels feature Al demolishing a tower of sandwiches, until one last bite remains. PANEL 9 AL: …I think this will hold me until supper. With that, Al faints and falls on the ground with a thud. PANEL 11 JACK: Al, you idiot! You know processed meat gives you indigestion! Why’d you do it, Al? Don’t leave me. Not like this! PANEL 12 INSPECTOR DILLON (OFF PANEL): Ahem. PANEL 13 INSPECTOR DILLON: As much as we’re impressed - and slightly horrified - by your clientele’s appetite, we do have a search to conduct. INSPECTOR BYRD: Well, I’ll be! Canadian whiskey! The boss is gonna love this. PANEL 14 Shot of Jack, handcuffed in a police car. In the background Al is being hauled away by the ambulance.

A true story from 1928 with a few artistic embellishments.
Part 1 🧵
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