Hold on to anything #brainbunnies

Then you press 4 bellies together and suddenly the purple is behind them!

Might draw it later

Man

I've gotta get a depiction of my Lugia-Goodra boy embarrassed that both his diaper's incredibly full and that his dick is as big as it is but caged up AND covered in a day's worth of dookie

(He's the CG until the shift is over, so bathroom breaks are diaper-relegated usually)

I need to find an art style that works with me because apparently writing isn't it™️

I might bang out an 8k story in a day or four months; it's wild how my attention span works

For a while I had the oompa loompa whistle Wonka used as my notification ringtone xD

What do you do when the thoughts won't leave that you're shadow banned from the kink communities you hold most dear?

My boss has on at least one occasion caught me going 'thanks dad' when he's taught me how to do something in Azure DevOps.

He won't let me live it down.

But I feel you on the 'need validation from' hardcore...

Sometimes I wonder what being deprived of self-agency early on really did to my psyche.

Yep

There's so many other good franchises people can get hooked on that don't involve transphobia; yet they choose the transphobic one to hitch onto?

You're hitched now

Bird watching is a neat hobby~

*There are several different journal entries for various states of the (potentially) multi-dicked red cardinal*

welcome back!

also *good, blowout more*

"you're in cock suck distance" is such a flex god

The most bad-ass rebuttal from Tite Kubo, the author of Bleach.

Crucify me at your leisure since it's TMI Tuesday also

Wait a second

What about Conversion and Conversion2?

Transform???

Type-shifting moves and abilities like Soak and Simple???

The meta is about to explode with this information

I'm a t-rex

There is no soft vore if you spoil shit for me

Ah ok; I haven't done con stuff in so long; I either miss them or never hear about it xD

Buttvoring an anvil wasn't on my kink list until today but here we are

Yeah no don't risk it if you don't have to right now.

Also is BFC actually in person? I keep seeing this virtual version going on but I can't figure it out

I am a tired agent of chaos today :)

Also your ass would look good in a red dress just sayin'

Boy oh boy do I not enjoy remembering being forced to read that crap.

Oh wait it's everywhere now?

And people VOTED for it?

Damn.

Jetriah Carey is thawing already?

I'm with you I want designs like these so baaaaaad. (but also Tyranitar is #248 so these are one off the mark for me! x3)

to be fair, it was more 'your post inspired me' rather than trying to outright correct it, but if the only thing that gets you to talk to me in 2 years is a horny dream? nah fam I don't need your opinion regardless.

Welcome to old!
Haha now you're stuck in old, here's a cupcake. 🧁

You gotta wash your butt for it to smell skunky again; it's like smelling old perfume vs new perfume; there's a distinct smell difference!

Now fartspray my face again.

thinking back to that one song in Perfect Dark that uses DTMF tones in it and just imagining Kirkhope bashing a telephone into a microphone

Anyway, get you a system that has as much species diversity as the enemies from a Castlevania game post SotN

'If you don't have anything nice to say, click ignore and don't say it at all'

I had a good ass dream the night before last

Shared it in a Discord server

And some guy I haven't talked to in years DMs me, beats around the bush trying to get to the point they wanted to convey, and can't pick up when I get annoyed about them going 'your dream would've been better if X happened'