Happy Presidents Day yinz!

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Hold on Michael Cole, Gunther didnt MAKE Cena tap out. Johnny did it on his own. #royalrumble

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Bella has Greatest American Hero vibes. #RoyalRumble

#RoyalRumble feed is choppier than dial-up streaming.

Zelina is being used as a weapon. She's gonna get airborne. #royalrumble

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I've seen more people at youth sporting events than there are at the #RoyalRumble

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The #MoneyInTheBank and PPV mats are starting to look like NASCAR. Can't wait for WWE Night of Champions sponsored by Laughing Clown Malt Liquor.

Looks like a lot of empty seats for #MoneyInTheBank

Happy Fiona Apple Day!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFOz...

What! That's it? This is how the headline match goes? What a joke.

Travis Scott? Hahahahaha my kids are losing their minds.

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Cena v Rhodes needs to pick it up. #Wrestlemania

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Ludwig Kaiser looks like the kid in school who would narc on you for eating glue. #WWERaw #RAWOnNetflix

The truth will set you free.

Soooo do we get cake early then too?

WHOA!!!

Wait. How? I thought we had until next week.

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KENNY MF'N PICKETT IS IN THE SUPERBOWL!!!

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Mike Tomlin if Kenny Pickett gets in #SuperBowl

Coming back from Super Bowl commercial break, did anyone else go LETS GO PITT?

Is that Poppi any good? I stopped drinking soda pop a few months ago.

I could make a Super Bowl commercial of someone saying "Don't Be A Jagoff" for 30 seconds and it'll be top 5, ok top 3 with this year's batch. Hard to beat Seal as a seal.

Hurts has more yards rushing than KC has total offense.

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The Super Bowl is my 14 yr old playing Madden on easy mode and he's the Eagles.

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According to Tubi that means my head would be a TARDIS? Eh, could be worse.

Halftime show
My teen: Knows every song and sings along
Me: I think I used to drive that car. It was a good car. <zones out for 10 minutes about the car>

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You go right ahead and tap that Budweiser keg that was rolled across the land.

Coffee Mate will give me nightmares after tonight's Super Bowl ad.

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Can we petition for Pat McAfee to announce all important football games going forward. He needs to captain the Super Bowl