You go!

Yikes…

OK, so these seem an awful lot like made-up words, but at least “mauerbauertraurigkeit” makes sense…

But that’s so old-fashioned…

This one was totally hilarious…

We’ll miss you on the weekends, @velshi.com ! I’m sure Jacob will be great, but what will become of the Banned Book Club?

We’ll be watching at 11!

Hahahaha!

🤢

Yikes. We’re in that purple bit… ☃️

Oh, that is really disgusting…

Wait, what? How did that happen? Are you sure he’s OK? Aliens steal your baby and replace him with a robot replica…?…

Oy…

Wait, what? Really? Amazing… 🙄

Yikes…

Can life please stop sounding like 1939? Things are already scary enough…

Targeted Mission
ICE Agents were milling around
And throwing young girls to the ground
No one there could suggest
Who they'd come to arrest
So they shot the first man that they found.

… We find out when she calls my sister: “Claire, could you take me to my dentist appointment this afternoon?” “What appointment…?…”

Oh heavens. It’s the generation. Reminds me of the time my 90 year old mother fell while getting the mail, knocked a tooth out on her walker, crawled under the piano to retrieve the tooth, jammed it back in, and made herself a dentist appointment…

How convenient!

Sad but true…

Nice! I mean, the limerick, not the 1984-style new world order… 😢

So sorry for your loss. Losing a parent is so very hard…

No thanks…!…

Ewww…

So sorry for your loss…

Oh, really like that one, Lou…

Really tough to beat…

Yikes!

Wow, that’s odd… 🙄

OK, but we’ll need video…

But made with less material!