You NEED to merchandise some of those badges!

Dear Christ.

Steve Miller Band's The Joker FOLLOWED BY Toploader's Dancing In The Moonlight.

You're just TROLLING us now, Greatest Hits. Admit it.

We shiver with antici...pation!

I Believe Love's a Prima Donna (1997 Remaster) YouTube video by Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel - Topic

33/33/3 out of 3 Cockney Rebels. I'm more than content with that #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr3u...

Oof! Sudden Wallace Doc Head Canon, to be twisted into shape: 'Listen, River "sweetie", I was boffing far better Doctors' brains out before you were even in nappies. SPOILERS, bitch!'

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If she's still in the acting business, then it struck me that Julie T Wallce would make a damn fine Doctor Who. Let's face it, she looks like she could rip Daleks in two with her bare hands. And she's already banged a previous Doctor into submission, lest we forget.

His Goodlooking Girlfriend YouTube video by The Undertones - Topic

39/36 (one year out, literally)/0 out of 3 Killers as they're a complete mystery to me #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBEG...

Your generosity is an example to us all!

Sex Crime (1984) YouTube video by Dave Stewart

18 (none of the bonuses - Music was a STUPIDLY generic option to choose - and THREE years out)/36 (COMPLETE lack of Whitney Houston knowledge)/3 out of 3 vintage exercise routines #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDQ7...

Don't feel too awkward - so did I!

Head over to mine and administer an epic titfuck? Well, I know that I'd enjoy it...

WOW!!!!!!!

Now SHE's a girl who KNOWS that she can take your cock to Heaven!

If you've ever wanted to see a skinny-dipping Amazon...well, there's DeviantArt or Amazon Gazonga, but there's also...

Lulu 1964 Shout Ready Steady Go YouTube video by Lulu

33/39/3 out of 3 Lulus. A satisfying end to the week #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXhp...

Adam & The Ants - Prince Charming YouTube video by AdamAntVEVO

30/30/3 out of 3 Lizzies. A pretty good showing, I guess, but someone really should have chosen the Panto bonuses #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p__...

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

When El-Ahrairah is hiding in fear from Frith - who only wants to bless him - he suggests nervously that Frith can 'bless my bottom'.

Even trembling in terror, he has literally just told GOD 'kiss my arse'.

Now THAT's class.

My dream view of you, Saskia!

Some WAZZOCK of a DJ proclaims that Sarah Jane Smith left Doctor Who in 1976, but didn't come back until thirty years later. K-9 And Company and The Five Doctors would like WORDS.

Hi Ho Silver: Jim Diamond (Boon Theme Tune) YouTube video by Kay

39 (YOWSAH)/33 (call me a Philistine, but I've never been too fond of Whitney Houston's music)/4 out of 4 tiebreaks/3 out of 3 Vengaboys WHY DO I EVEN KNOW THIS SHITE #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qb...

Cursum Perficio (2009 Remaster) YouTube video by Enya - Topic

39 (YES)/33 (didn't know any of the other number 1 Golds)/3 out of 3 Enya Old Irons. Good start to the week #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc78...

In other news, the Pope's religious views are very clear and ursines sometimes leave the woods in an appalling state.

Where was I while you were getting high?

Not being a tiresome little tit., Liam. That's where.

Maneater - No hard feelings (Piano scene) HD YouTube video by James

27/39/3 out of 3 H&O. Meh start, excellent finish #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAM-...

'Cocktail' and 'Buster', both with appalling tie-in singles. 1988 was a pretty crap year for films and their soundtracks, no?

Maria' by Blondie is a pretty good song, but those treacly bloody church bells come close to ruining it.

I was hoping for 'Do The Rat' by the Boomtown Rats, myself...

The Boomtown Rats - Do The Rat YouTube video by dirkwearswhitesox

36/36/0 out of 3 Alicias. Come ON, sunshine #popmaster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9FF...

BA BA BADA BADA

LET'S GO GIRLS

Oh, so it doesn't matter that Kanye and his chums dressed up as a bunch of embarrassing Nazi wolves for a music video and that he's come out with scads of anti-Semitic bullshit, it was all a terrible mistake and due to his bipolar disorder and he's really sorry, honest, Jewish people.