Title: How to gift wrap a book A book, scissors, sellotape and giftwrap on a table. The book has a friendly face and says "1. Roll out your chosen paper and put the book on it." The book continues, saying "2. Take a moment to consider the book as an object." and "3. Ask yourself "Will the intended recipient fully appreciate this book and accord it the respect that it truly deserves?" "4. Correct. They will not. Put the book on your shelf and replace it with a different gift." Socks, chocolate, whatever. Repeat steps 1-4 for any other books

How to gift wrap a book… my cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
December 20,1954

#SovietSeasonalSpace Another Soviet Union Seasonal Space Card, "Happy New Year"

#SovietSeasonalSpace
Another Soviet Union Seasonal Space Card, "Happy New Year"

Conspiracy theory: Australia is Scooby Doo Image: map of Australia which has been drawn around in blue ink to resemble Scooby Doo’s face; above, Indonesia is indicated as a possible Scooby Snack

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NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER LET'S GO IN HERE FOR A DISH OF ICE CREAM NO --LET'S GO TO THAT OTHER PLACE WHY DO YOU WANT TO GO IN HERE ? BECAUSE THIS CLERK HATES THE BOSS ( SINCE THE CLERK HATES THE BOSS, ALL THE CUSTOMERS ARE GETTING EXTRA LARGE SERVINGS OF ICE CREAM)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 15,1948

Perfume amadeirado ❌
Cheiro de pau ✔️

An example of Acción Ortográfica Quito doing the Lord's work (graffiti on a wall corrected with red spray paint)

Many commentators say that vigilante groups are never the answer. But they clearly don't know about the masked Ecuadorian trio named “Acción Ortográfica Quito,” who roam the streets at night with a singular purpose: to correct all the spelling and grammar mistakes they find in graffiti.

A large brown and white raptor perched on a branch and facing the camera as it coughs up a pellet.

I took this photo a couple of years ago.

The osprey is coughing up a pellet. You can see the pellet on the right, with a trail of spittle from the beak.

#birds 📷 🪶

Gente se for mentira isso q a bomba quicou na estátua e voltou eu n quero saber, vou aceitar como verdade

eu acho bonito ela primeiro discretíssima escrevendo "c*" e depois foda-se metendo o pica mole seu broxa daí pra pior kk começou com talheres, terminou na dentada

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A geopolítica lá na casa do caralho

THEY ELECTED WHO???

(Northern Saw-whet Owl)

Wonderful, now it's 6:39 AM and I'm here in my bathroom running late and tearing up in anticipation with a lil' cute gator

Gosto de teoria inofensiva assim pq tipo e daí que tem uma estatua gigante no meio da terra

NANCY OH, DEAR --- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR TODAY THE PAPER SAYS COLDER - - - - - - AND THE RADIO SAYS HOTTER ( NANCY CAN’T DECIDE WHETHER TO DRESS FOR COLD OR WARM WEATHER, SO SHE HAS ON HER LEFT SIDE A HAT, HER COAT AND A BOOT FOR COLD WEATHER, HER RIGHT SIDE, NO HAT,OR COAT, AND SHE IS WEARING A DRESS SHOE FOR WARM WEATHER)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 1,1949

A MEXERICA COMO ABÓBORA, GENTE, KKKKK AMEI
É o Brasil do Brasil

One metal bowl filled with Halloween candy and another filled with large russet potatoes.

We are once again offering "candy and/or a potato" this Halloween, and I'm VERY pleased to report that one mom just asked her kid, "Is this the potato house you were looking for?!"

Kaiju my pet corgi in a mystery machine costume

Got any scooby snacks? 🐶

A colorful bird perched on a branch, featuring a strikingly large, curved beak with shades of yellow, orange, and black. Its plumage displays a vibrant mix of colors: the chest is yellow with a bold red band, while the back and wings are dark. The bird’s face is black with a vivid yellow ring around its eye, giving it an alert expression. Its strong claws grip the mossy branch, and the background is softly blurred with hints of green, accentuating the bird's bright and contrasting colors.

Collared Aracari at @tapirvalley.bsky.social

#birds #toucans #costarica

Wishing you a Diwali filled with the warmth of family, the joy of togetherness, and the light of wisdom. May this festival bring peace, prosperity, and love to your home. Happy Diwali!

Dusky Eagle Owl.

📷 Nikon D7500 | Nikkor 200-500mm

#lensonwildlife #birds #happydiwali #diwali2024

A striking bird perched on a vertical branch, showcasing a mix of deep brown, vibrant red, and black plumage. Its head and back are covered in warm brown feathers, contrasting with a bright red belly, separated by a thin white band across its chest. The bird’s face has a dark mask-like marking around its eye, enhancing its expressive gaze, and a small yellow beak adds a touch of contrast. Its wings are dark with a glossy texture, and its long tail feathers display intricate black and white patterns. The background is softly blurred with green foliage, highlighting the bird's vivid colors.

Female Masked Trogon at Rio Blanco Reserve, Colombia.

#birds

A mulher acordou, tirou o pijama, se olhou no espelho e disse: hoje esse corpo vai ser do Geraldo Alckmin