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Ten Poets Do Their Bit for the Secret Service will be available, ahead of publication date, at this Saturday's Free Verse Poetry Book Fair at St Columba's Church in Knightsbridge!

Z: Benjamin Zephaniah To Michael Menson

mickconley.substack.com/p/z-benjamin...

I feel this one.

I like your little beard

No

Agree to disagree

Tfw you're so funny you have to switch your comments off to everyone except Caitlin Moran in case she wants to do a dogshit riff with you

What a honking carnival of bullshit lol. Who wrote it, a toilet? Did a toilet write this?

Why should he accept the false equivalence she's suggesting

Silly response

Direct hit

Mark Poop

So close! It's actually not a slur, stupid!

His head's gone, he's spiralling

The centrist who sneers "populist" is inviting you to believe that there is no difference between "you are worse off because of the swarming hordes of islamic transgenders" and "you are worse off because the rich have used their wealth and power to amass more wealth and power."

Kevin McKenna MP claiming that it took him a while to formulate a response to Hannah Spencer's article about MPs being out of touch. Me pointing out that delay is a pattern for him, like when he failed to declare an all-expenses paid trip to Israel on time last year

Devastating: Kevin McKenna MP, a man in touch with his people, must have blocked me by accident

Diptych: "Populism" (2026)

Leigh, I think your colleague Kevin has blocked me by accident, I know he wants to demonstrate that he's not out of touch with people, could you pass this on to him?

Yes, struggling to put things together quickly enough is emerging as something of a theme isn't it

A bloo bloo bloo bloo. A wah wah wah, a bloo bloo bloo bloo

That makes one of us

Wrong

I have a really great explanation of how and why but it's in my other pants

Jonathan Poops

I could say whether I agree, but unfortunately doing so would make me too awesome

Nobody is struggling with comprehension. You're asking people to give MPs the benefit of the doubt without explaining why. Why *should* people believe that MPs are ultimately decent sorts who have to make pragmatic decisions with heavy hearts, when Occam's razor is right there?

Screenshot of a dril tweet" The wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "there's actually zero difference between good and bad things. You imbecile. You fucking moron"

'I have the perfect rebuttal but it's actually TOO good to use' lol

cry harder, loser