All attempts at productivity have been paused in order to pet the cat.

The only thing worse than the lemon lemsip is the minty lemon lemsip (like WTF). I like my depressed ribena but would try the lime and honey an ginger. There's apparently an apple cinnamon one too... dunno how I feel abt that

So what, you're gonna drink the lemon one instead... c'mon Micheal, be reasonable !

Brother, may I have some totes?

=')

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Was this a 2am and trying to sleep flashback?

This is also my go to jam!

Life is worth living bc sometimes a cat will reach out and put a paw on u

lol at the motto/pornhub search comparisons 😂

I read Tipp as "the golden vale of the slur"

God speed brave young Jorts x

Yiz can have that for free

U put the ride in Pride x

Enya. Hasn't been seen in 20 years, it's about time

God, being in healthy relationships with others is better than drugs x

Got another addition to my emotional support dinosaur plushie collection as I wait for the fuel spill on the Boeing 737MAX 8 bringing me home to be fixed (iykyk)

The upside is I've no energy to push back so they move on quick enough, an when they see me shootin daggers at them they assume it's cause I poisoned myself yesterday

I fuckin love being hungover and listening to aunties giving out about shite they know nothing about x

🤷🏻

Gurrl, meee too

Bringin my Ma through the airport is like tryna walk a cat, giving out over nothin, going the opposite way from where we need to go, and then full on tryna start a fight with a guy who accidentally sat in my seat, I'm scarla

Said "don't talk to me about politics" to my taxi driver and he's now going on an absolute tirade about politics

You can actually see some on my knee

Today's offering for improvised kitchenwares

I've also managed to get yogurt ALL OVER my clothes everyday of this trip

Baguetini-tiny

Baguette-ette

Had no tupperware for my lunch so I'm now on the train with a bag of spaghetti