Twitter has more feral Nazis, bluesky has more feral Liberals

(was fed 15 minutes earlier)

Everyone on my Tomodachi Life island is obsessed with the activity "peeling skin"

Always 🧙

They're little chocolates you can get in the UK, it's a ball of chocolate with a squidgy middle, they have chocolate fondant, mint, fruit ones, ect

A DuckDuckGo search for "where to find poppets Australia"

Sudden unexpected craving for poppets

One time Tifa punched me in the face, it was awesome

*sadly lowering myself into the wood chipper* I just wish there was another way 😔

emblematic of this western caucacity we've been seeing manufacturing consent for bombing and then telling them off for retaliating. the bbc has cheerleaded economic sanctions on iran for decades but the moment iran applied sanctions to everyone else they got a rigorous bollocking

Great piece that reiterates something everyone who is not a weird bay area freak or sucked into the AI hype cycle understands implicitly. There's no magic left, these people have barren imaginations.

Who up visualising they sword tip

Is getting weird cosmetic work done a requirement for being a right wing loser now or something

I would fight the baby

It eats your dreams whilst you sleep in order to grant you power whilst you game

Taking responsibility for the office monstera and orchid is slowly turning me into a Plant Enjoyer

Writing's on the wall innit

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

She has been gorging on the other corpses in the crypt and has grown too powerful

Hanging out in the swamp, doing flips and shit

It's giving homer's camera hat

What's her secret? 😳

Disability support is up there amongst the most important things governments NEED to be spending money on, not military and corporate bullshit

This particular angle is evoking Worm Starmer imo

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

The girls are fightiiiiiingg

I probably would have bought a ps5 pro recently if they weren't bloody $1400 at the mo here

They even LOOK like pervert glasses

US attacks and seizes Iranian cargo ship, as Iran says 'no decision' yet on joining peace talks Donald Trump says after the Iranian ship ignored warnings, the US navy

"why won't the Iranians come to the table?" I ask as I continually attack them and threaten to wipe them off the earth

"Iran refusing to cede control of the only thing keeping them alive for some reason"