a glimpse is the most precious form of looking. give us a fucking glimpse homie... perchance to glimpse

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

All I’m saying is if I was going to write a book about a boy who never grew up, I wouldn’t have called him Peter Pan. I would’ve named him Constanteen.

I can think of three times in my life so far that people who look just like this attempted to "calm panic" just before SOMETHING happened, maybe the Olympics?

I'm going to have to watch Pete Buttigieg and Kamala Harris try to run for office again, aren't I

If you want to know the best name in the world, it's "CCH Pounder." We honestly should have just stopped doing names after her.

Chores are important. They teach kids how to work just hard enough to get the people in charge off your back

On Friday, April 10, as FBI Director Kash Patel was preparing to leave work for the weekend, he struggled to log into an internal computer system. He quickly became convinced that he had been locked out, and he panicked, frantically calling aides and allies to announce that he had been fired by the White House, according to nine people familiar with his outreach. Two of these people described his behavior as a “freak-out.”

Oof, what a lede.

I Owned It On VHS and Now I'll Stop What I'm Doing to Watch It on TV Anyway because I Really Want To Say I'm Watching TV so Nobody Bothers Me but the Truth is that I Could Say it Line for Line

I have a theory that T5E is the same level of a Dad Movie as The Hunt For Red October but I don't know how to prove it

This studio has, like, suits and stuff right?
Dying to see the CFO's take on the Foot Tribute Bundle

(Now Live)

still think of this

We'd love you have you!

there are no new guys

lengthwise slice of eggplant?

You can see all of Baldur's Gate 2 maps at once, as god intended

Wanted to find a garfield strip for a photoshop thing so I googled "garfield strip where he eats lasagna" and the top result was a screenrant list titled "10 Garfield Comics Showcasing His Love for Lasagna" and when I clicked into it it asked me to turn off my adblocker

I was worried about what kind of stuff the ghouls have waiting for Trump's deathbed signature like they tried to pull with Ashcroft but then I remembered there's no way he isn't just going to have an anuerysm at a podium somewhere

*donor

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,”

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,”

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,”

if there is a measure of restraint it was the decision to never have JK Simmons and Richard Jenkins in the same frame in Burn After Reading

toddlers asking "but why" is frustrating only because it's usually people's first experience with ontology, but it shouldn't be scary because same for the kid

Answer your best, they're a baby and you've never really thought that hard about it. This is a great opportunity for both of you.

Something happened - The Something Awful Forums

a six year old thread where only the OP is allowed to submit detailing crazy shit they see working at a UPS warehouse for 20 years

this is content

forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.p...

this is (again, with sincerity) how music appreciation and the internet at large should truly work

discarding irony for sincerity is the providence of terminally online peers