In enjoyed the last beef but this new beef is a bit slow so far

Stout for the saintly

The one day I don’t wear my gold jacket 😤

Prices for the pious

That sounds very cheap. Is there a 150% service charge?

When they send it to me

50p a pint!

I’m cruisin’ for a snoozin’

2 or 3 very sad things happen in that episode, it’s a real heart string tugger 😢 I’m up to ep 10 I think. I usually steer clear of hospital stuff on tv but this series gets a pass.

How far in are you?

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

Oh good

Just wait til health and bloody safety get their hands on that bridge smdh 🙂‍↔️

Oh hi Emma, did you sleep through your smoke alarm beeping?

You have a gorgeous smile, our Col.

Parks and rec treat yourself

😌

*handsome nerd

CaminYES, more like!

It is the kind of thing only I would say tbf

Harrumph! 😤

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I like your glass. Has anyone else said that?

Not at work?

Invincible isn’t it

You haha you ARE cuckoo! 😂🤣

Another good conversation starter is “what is your favourite television programme?”

Matthew!

This might actually be copywrite Jojo enterprises

Matthew! 😳

The one with the cousin?