CHRIST, that’s mean.

CAME HERE FOR THIS COMMENT!

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He looks like me. There’s a difference, Flair.

There’s defo a player in there. I just don’t think we’ve got the luxury of giving him time at this point.

This is correct. This is the way.

Siegfried looks too much like me. It was intentional.

Tomatoes get a pass but only because you’re a ballbag. Thank you for your attention to that matter.

Ye gods, it looks like the cross section of a pig with a serious skin disease. Pustulonica dermaporcus, or something.

I’m just looking forward to the YouTube footage. “He called her a business class sow - what she did next will SHOCK you!”

AAAAND WE SAID we were in for a lively debate over on Bluesky and we have absolutely got it - just seconds after a controversial point was allowed to stand, we’ve seen an immediate equaliser, talk us through it, Geoff.

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Oh fuck off. Fuck right off. Absolutely no place for fucking fruit on a pizza. Fuck off.

Just Kramer, then? Or is that still an awkward flight to come?

Very true. I also think I’d have a bit of a Grealish effect. People would be like “shit - he’s signed for THEM? That’s a statement of intent.” You should see these calves.

I’ll be honest. At 51, with a heavy arse and a maximum speed of 6.5mph, I hate playing second fiddle to Beto.

Blue tick or not, anyone skating the “let me tell you how [insert opposite sex here] feel about [emotionally charged topic you’d be just weird to pretend you could summarise in a tweet]” ice had better hope there’s been a deep freeze before they begin.

Ahh y’never know, it might take longer.

“Facing Beto and/or Barry on your Premier League debut”. I can imagine most keepers dream of that.

That series has got some great episodes in its back catalogue.

HAAAA! That’s fucking insane! I love this little detail - still kept in touch. Imagine the bantz!

“Choked any wives recently?”
“Figured out where the camera’s pointing?”
“… I miss you”
“…and you always got me”
“That works -“
“ - on two levels, yeah I know”

Schools banning smartphones won't solve anything, the kids will just bring in Panini sticker albums of their favourite deadly ticktocks and misogynists rants.

OwYOUdooooin’

[smooths eyebrows]

Halfway decent, that.

They are both so far away from what we need. Barry, I think, has a player in him but I think his head is somewhere else, and it’s probably post Arsenal. Beto showed us everything he is - as likely to hit the corner flag as he is to score. Neither are good enough.

Hard to get rid of. Flip-side of the same coin.

Certainly in some ways, for sure! So that’s something look forward to.

Yep. Ultimately I’m moaning about the fact that our squad and our manager aren’t as good as I want them to be. But that’s why they’re with us and not Arsenal, if we’re being brutal.

Krekt. The would needs to be treated (with oils - not a night at the movies or an expensive meal) to prevent bacteria from seeping into it and then leaching into other food. Everyone likes to gentrify their old shite these days - but serving food on a shovel doesn’t make a shovel a platter.

The “blind faith” camp worries me, if I’m honest. We’ve got to hold ourselves to account and I think we’ve been happy to give ourselves a pass at times, on goodwill. We all want the same thing, and I’m happy overall, but I don’t think (most) people’s (realistic) disappointment should be discounted.

this season comes from the fact that no matter what progress we’ve made, all his limitations are still there, he hasn’t changed a bit. And that’s frustrating. Look at the shite who’ve arrived at our place and not just won but actually turned us over. This is the most ambivalent I’ve felt about us.