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Posts by qmlp
haven't stopped giggling since I saw this
Glory hole wringer
threw Qular and Sky (from @linklynx.bsky.social) under the roller because of course i did
#art #oc #flattened
Elastor flattened out big, his hero friend Chillout imprinted through his body like a vacbed
I like to think Elastor widening his body and slapping himself down onto his targets like a vacbed is one way to capture criminals. Luckily, his new superhero friend @chrissokitty.bsky.social made a good demonstration for what happens when you tease the fox too far~
Models by @xhhynull.bsky.social
Flat hug
🎂 bird, ay?
Taylor knocks themself out and flat with cymbals
Taylor has fun with cymbals
cuteeee
and one last for @oceanotter.bsky.social who wanted to recreate that one gif we all sent at least once...
yes i know you did...
we stan beheadings in this household
this is the future the right wants to take away from us
ayy, great work! this looks so cute 🥺
NSFW and popping version. Idk how y’all feel about popping lol.
Very fruity guy
I guess I should’ve paid more attention while showing off my underwear @w@;;
#flattened #flattening #平面化
...yet? yet, right?
Did you know ACME_Fox is super malleable? A new batch of fox candy is ready!
Commission for @samsonthefurry.bsky.social featuring @wringer.bsky.social !! :3
I don't want to get political on here, and this is probably the last time I will, but with everything that's happening, I want to make one thing perfectly clear.
If you are MAGA, or support Trump and his govt. in any way, we are not, and never will be friends. I don't like you, fuck off.
More eevee posting—
This certainly is one way to turn your eevee into a flying type!
Cat goin' splat yet again !—
Wip that unfortunately can't ever be finished as the file wasn't saved correctly.. Still consider it funny and decent enough to share, though
A digital illustration of a nude pink anthropomorphic cat girl flattened cartoonishly face-down against the floor of an egyptian-inspired tomb. The floor panel she is on is pressed down, revealing glowing pink runes, while an unusually modern monitor in the background reads, "Gravity Strength: 5000 meters per second squared." The cat is meanwhile thinking, "Ugh, first the clothing removal trap, and now this... boob cushion is soft..."
Gotta be careful when wandering those arbitrarily lewd tombs. There's no telling what sort of kinky traps await you there!
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Commission for anonymous. I'm very proud of how this background came out. (Hieroglyphics made by blindly trusting Fabricius, sorry if it's nonsense.)
#flattening #furry
A white anthro dog is cartoonishly flattened on a conveyor belt with a roller in a laboratory setting. The dog is bound in both rope and chains, which were flattened with him, and cum is on both the roller and his face, which is smeared with a darkened footprint. An unseen speaker from out of frame says "Aww, don't worry! Your features will be fully wiped before you're rolled up and shipped out. Your missing posters reward will never be collected~"
CW: furry, flattening, kidnapping
Flattening comm for anon
I think they'll make a nice rug for whoever's buying, once all those pesky identifying details are rubbed out of course.
maybe more… imagine…
😳
and yeah anything is better than twitter lol
no worries, was just letting you know in case you weren’t aware, since bluesky only shows that dropdown once you attach images to the post.
also haha imagine being a freak haha 😳
a screenshot of the content warning modal on bluesky, listing “Suggestive”, “Nudity”, “Adult”, and “Graphic Media” as options.
fyi you probably wanna check one of these next time
freak 😳