ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

Cool… so now it’s legal? Great…

Sounds so efficient.

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

Ecto-1 and the Scooby gang van parked together, with a headline of “How bad are things when both of these are in town together?”

Not sure who made this, but accurate.

The supporters are what really get me.

Crowds are going to get a little more shooty when said crowds finally figure out they’ve been had.

Perfect 🤣

Tracks

2 weeks!

But do the movies have an alternative rock soundtrack?

As an American, I 100% support this. Go Canada.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Can we still send Elon Musk on a one-way ride to “save the world”?

They should all show up in Putin masks and wear them while he’s making gross sounds out of his face. Maybe he’ll get all nervous with a 100 of his bosses watching him.

Tomorrow will be the only day I can win. I’ve been practicing for this moment all my life (well, a couple months but seems like a lifetime).

Well let me just take a quick loo…. Ahh shit….

Don’t worry everybody! I was told God has a plan for everybody! Fire away!

‘The perfect target’: Russia cultivated Trump as asset for 40 years – ex-KGB spy The KGB ‘played the game as if they were immensely impressed by his personality’, Yuri Shvets, a key source for a new book, tells the Guardian

Trump's KGB Codename: Krasnov

Worst. Episode. EVER.

Do we have a xenomorph to put up there with him?

Good. Well deserved.

And then they will blame it on the dems or anybody else in the vicinity, and they’ll vote for Trump or the next lunatic.

So Over on X our friends from Moon Pie did this:

Oh, well hello new project…

Oops one too many alt rocks at the end. Supposed to be normal rock. Also, don’t get me started on classic rock.

I have a question… what is rock music and does it exist anymore? I think alt rock took over normal rocks place, which means it can’t be the alternative anymore, which further means normal rock is now alt rock and alt rock is now alt rock right?

Oh yeah? Time to get some really weird shit trending.