Now that my thirty-day free trial of the 2025 is over I have decided to go with my evil New Year's Resolutions. Don't ask what they are because they should be a surprise to all of us. We should all try to live up to our FBI file.

What would the worst gift that you could get me for Christmas?
I will start: Pogo Stick or should it be 2

I am still a tryptophan of turkey!

Please forgive me. I watched a Christmas movie before Thanksgiving. It was in a theater, with free popcorn and Pepsi.

F**k this guy!

Time to conjure up some magic and shower beers(iykyk) at Conjuration.