saw helter skelter in the true crime section today and just looked at it like >:(

Lose the shorts!

Legendary pull at the bookstore lads

I was rly impressed with it. RIP infinite slogdog exploit

RIP Mark Fisher you would have loved The Lake House DLC for Alan Wake 2. Fly high sweet angel 🕊️ 💔

labby said I clog the drain too much 😓 and he keeps huffing my pumice stone

bro I been creaming till my hands are sore and my tummy hurts and my shit still looks like this

You are now Locked In to RPD Bangers Vol 9 with your host Kennedy Youngman (airhorn x5) (record scratch) (AK firing) (zombie growl) (orchestra hit x9, fades out...)
🎵 Go tell aunt Rhody 🎵

I won't say what I'm going to do to frizz. But my curls have a right to exist and defend themselves

I am going to create a hair routine that is so hydrating

I'm still pissed at polygon cuz u can totally make the argument that RE's bioweapons are playing off of kaiju movies and the destruction of the bomb without being such a fuckin games writer about it

I love this fuckin moron

when dogs think you're giving them attention and their tail quivers a little 🥹🥹🥹 like no youre sitting on the remote you idiot get the fuck up

when the test subjects come out sizzling & u trying not to stare

Kidnapping troubled teens I think

Feels like they designed it specifically so you can't even see the licker until you've dropped all but two guards. Why did they do that

the room in re9 with the shield umbrella guards and the licker singlehandedly dropped the game two whole letter grades. Fuck that room

LIKE A FOUL SKUNK

I like the addams family
I write songs about them
I play with my thing
And jizz is the out-cum

All right, then. Suck your peanis

The cortisol in the morning on top of CHS is fucking crazy rn

turns out a state of chemically induced apathy towards the world and your own life is devastating to give up. Who woulda thunk

Shiiiiit call me Dr mohan the way I be all up in them Pitts

I would like one giant ciggi please

dude I love jpegmafia

Emotional Bondage With Animals Is Possible

I Thont Hath A Huge Prodlen

Pierce Un Sense Ord Has Radically Recalibrated My Mind From CIA And Haters Morgellons Thank You @cringegenius.bsky.social !!!

She's standing with her cows and the poop won

clinging to the ceiling fan as I upload this, room is rapidly filling up. Goodbye chat. We lost

Over 12 people posted 30 second videos on bluesky, resulting in "unacceptable" and "DDoS scale" server loads. Claude is being consulted.

Emotional Bondage With Animals Is Possible

I Thont Hath A Huge Prodlen

Pierce Un Sense Ord Has Radically Recalibrated My Mind From CIA And Haters Morgellons Thank You @cringegenius.bsky.social !!!