my obituary will read: lived to serve, died serving

musicians be on time and prepared challenge: level impossible 🥸

No way screaming at clouds works guys

Everyone says “tip your bartender” but never “tip your sound engineer” (I accept tips 😇)

The job market has never been better for shills, stooges, and toadies of all stripes. Linkedin absolutely buzzing if you're a sycophant, a flunky, or even an unctuous little worm

bands love to say “we have the BEST drummer in the WORLD” and then their drummer has a splash cymbal

current brainwave

Two back to back ominous as hell tarot readings not making me feel too good about it all

tag yourself I’m chaos’ whore

not me actually crying from this opener singing to 15 people

What do you mean she likes baby shark. Not my kid.

I’m gonna raise this stupid mental health bird if it kills me

erry day of the week brother

my little demon is screaming to misbehave

Seattle you gotta work on being asleep by midnight I got late night things to get up to

Ok actually I’m pro getting rid of pennies fuck those little guys

how do you cut the song Chappell Roan said she likes??

What do you need?

New pfp by the ever talented @annaclairewhite.bsky.social !!

I’ve never been misgendered by an old lady

baby it’s all on the gcal

if you consider calling me a female presenting person I’d rather you just call me a slur

Ngl kinda giving Laura Palmer realness for this show

It’s very nice and refreshing when people act kindly and behave themselves on the internet

I think the bond between the rhythm section of a band is like the bond of the father, son, and holy ghost

guys the Sheim show tonight is gonna be really really lit and I’m not even being paid to say that

If I looked like clairo I’d also be lowkey annoying

Ghoul in the streets but a goblin in the sheets

is there a word for when you feel like a strong breeze could push you over but like emotionally (non-rhetorical)