dropped my first accidental f bomb in a meeting with a client i've been working with for 7 months. amazed it took that long really

hi bluesky i've neglected u but ilu

normally I agree with you guys, but this is a terrible suggestion. if we want transit service to improve, we have to show the city that it's important to us by using it. reducing demand creates a negative feedback loop that encourages them to further reduce service.

happy bday @wynndigo.bsky.social !!!! 🩷🩷🩷

dating is stupid and unfortunately i am going to keep doing it

Question about your article, Kim: Given that these 70 nurses are represented by UNA, would you expect to see similar patterns in other contracts for Alberta nurses, or were these wage freezes exclusive to AgeCare?

does this mean red guys are twice as common as yellow and green guys?

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

ethan what is happening to us do we have a disease

beat my previous PB by 5 years! anyway i think i should stop talking to women until i can figure out what the hell is going on

pretty sure i just broke the speedrun world record from "time of first hookup" to "partner comes out as a lesbian". if anyone out there is looking to compete with my time, it's 6 days.

is trump aware that every time he threatens to invade canada he is quite literally also picking a fight with the united kingdom. like do we really want to reopen that 250 year old can of worms

furiously googling "how to flirt obvious" as I'm stepping out the front door for a date so the guy I'm seeing will stop calling me "bro"

update: oh my god I found one. they're real

just drove for the first time in 7 years and didn't hit anything or have a panic attack please clap

#abpoli current state of affairs

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

a 2-litre tupperware full of guacamole posed artfully next to a bag of la cocina tortilla chips

roommate bought a bunch of avocadoes and they all went ripe at the same time. does anybody need enough guacamole for 18 people

i expressed a boundary [screaming] [crying] [throwing up]

I just got tricked into singing at an evangelical christmas concert. they should count themselves lucky I didn't burst into flames at the threshold

why has it taken me 27 years of my life to put it together that the sleigh in jingle bells crashes into a snowbank in verse 2. that's funny as hell actually

when are they gonna invent a man who actually answers his text messages

last time I saw mine he asked how firm I wanted him to be on a scale of 1 to 10 and I said 10 and he absolutely pulverized me. it was awesome

the couple next to me at the gig got into a fight during intermission & the guy stormed off & she picked up her phone to call him & you have no idea how hard I had to fight the urge to lean over and say "dump him"

i do unfortunately think a tablet is a really good investment for gigs (specifically one that comes with a pen for notating)

4 distinct people too. for my next trick, I will gather them all in a room, leave, and lock the door behind me. you're the quartet now babes

no matter where I go or what I do, the greatest and most persistent danger in my life is that someone will try to get me to join a barbershop quartet. I shit you not this has happened to me 4 times

this is why I switched to duckduckgo

i get pathetically excited whenever we get snow because now i have a great conversation starter for the monday standup. maybe i'll even show pictures

love long distance remote work because the first 5 minutes of every teams call has to be a complete debrief of everything that's happened with the weather in everyone's areas since we last spoke