all is ours 💪

been watching a lot of #invincible lately and couldn’t resist drawing myself a viltrumite oc 💥

the way i feel like there’s a distinct difference between invincible fans that refer to mark’s dad as “omni-man” vs “nolan”

i am sat expeditiously

happy 98th academy awards day!
here's my ballot! who do you want to win?

the mayhem ball was everything and more thank you mother monster

paid more on tickets than i do for two months of rent but goddammit i’m going to my first lady gaga concert

i ate all of my snow day snacks already

i couldn’t resist the call of the jibbi 🍔

it’s unacceptable not to know every word of this track

i have no one to talk to about heated rivalry with 😞

will i learn my lesson next year? probably not! 🍔🤭

tfw you pass out so hard you don’t realize you were sleeping ontop of your phone all night

i think six months of unemployment made me addicted to my bed

i gotta stop crying at work i’m trying to lock in not break down

call me a boomer idc but i like the reels algo better than tiktok 🙈

ofc i would start my period the day of my first ten hour shift … ugh this 4x10 schedule is going to be interesting

what they don’t tell you is that the answer to all your problems is watching two movies a day

i passed my property and casualty test ‼️

the uber driver that picked me up today had a telsa and i completely embarrasssed myself by not knowing how those fucking doorhandles work 😭

made a joke in the work chat about turning my teams breakout room into a padded cell and it did not land 😮‍💨

it's kind of poetic that one of the only memories i have with my mom was watching ER with her when i was little and now i'm in a full blown obsession with the pitt as an adult

officially in my last week of being unemployed before i start my new job and it feels surreal almost - being out of work for six months has been horrible to my mental health but i also know i'm going to miss laying around, doing nothing all day

the sexual tension between me and the blueberry muffins on my counter is palpable

stuck between a rock (tired of being unemployed) and a hard place (anxious about starting a new job)

you know the dating pool is complete shit when an acquaintance asks you for the number of your ex from ten years ago

painting my toes for the lesbian boat party tomorrow 💅

if gaga doesn’t announce tx tour dates next year i literally don’t know what i’m going to do with myself

monster high picrew 🧟‍♀️🖤

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