Fun, informative, and potentially life-saving; do not miss The Naked Neds. They've got the b*lls - have you?

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Creative expression.

Agreed.

Creamed rice

Buttered muffin

Black bun

Plum Duff

Wet Nellie

OPPORTUNITY...

Do you consider yourself to be a man?
Are you looking for a new challenge?
Are you in, near, or can get to Edinburgh?
Then, this might be for you...

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Friday 13 March 2026 : Glasgow

at The Classic Grand

featuring Falkirk's very own Mickey Gerry

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So, write a song called, 'It's hard to be grumpy when the sun is shining'.

You're one of the friziest.

I'm sad that lots of Scottish faces and voices won't be on screen, quite so often. It's a show that validates Scottishness, in all its guises, like Taggart, Take the High Road, etc. before it. We need that. Too many people going around uttering Americanisms, Essexisms, Cockney rhyming slang, etc.

Believe it or not, I had a dream about you returning to pay back 'the family' for casting you out. Oh well, nevermind. There'll probably be a gas explosion, or similar.

Hmmmm, what would we have to do to get it out of you?
(PS Does it involve a certain RC?)

Sounds fun. And it's bound to give a different nuance to the resulting farts.

Sugar is bad for your teeth.
I need a poo.

We actually met a Whoosher. Although, they weren't Whooshing at the time. Not so's you'd notice, anyway.

Fantastic!

Happy Fannyversary!

Naked Comedy is a thing?

We'll rake out the eye-peeler from the back of the drawer.

OPPORTUNITY...