Reminder that the WaPo and most legacy newspapers are owned by right wing billionaires and serve Republican agendas.

Alternatives in the thread!

Forgive me. The "ikyfl" was strong on this one. I shouldn't have doubted.

Thank you for your sacrifice.

Social engineering, by the way.

Look, it's really not that complicated. I'm sick. I don't want to eat food. The thought of pasta makes me ill.

I would, however, like to eat a dozen donuts.

I physically recoiled from this text!

Damnit, y'all. I like archeology as much as the next beer, but if you don't stop cracking open potentially-cursed objects!

We've got ENOUGH going on.

Never stop.

I promise I meant "and his EYES open" but this is too funny to fix. 😆

A wise man knows when to keep his mouth shut and his fly open.

I'm actually crying. 🤣🤣🤣

Maybe it'd be worth it to re-download TikTok....

Sometimes it really do be like that.

We've been dragging our kids all the way to Golden Valley for theirs. Having one downtown would be amazing--but I also appreciate the discourse. Apparently, there are a bunch closer that we've been missing out on!

*Gaaasps* You're a genius. I was thinking about feeding my kids fistfuls of meat whenever they ask for a snack, but screw 'em. Pineapple!

I am a vegetarian. I also very much need this in my kitchen.

This does look pretty good...

I know I'm going to take some heat for this, but I've never, NEVER had a good plate of chitlins. Not fried, boil'd, nor baked.

I'd rather fall asleep at the table.

I just want to go on record to state you can also make friends with me if you can throw me in the air. I don't even need twice.

For one second, I thought this was RT'd by @solomonmissouri.bsky.social and I literally threw my hands up in the air. 😅

Thanks for saying this out loud. The current conversation about somnophilia has been making me uncomfortable, but I couldn't put my finger on why.

And by "this can't be real," I mean this can't be real life.

This made me donkey laugh. Big, ol' belly-shaking hee-haws. This can't be real.

It's okay. I feel a little better knowing you guys are as horrified as I am. Can't risk normalizing this stuff.

We do what we can!

A win is a win! Those are the kind of days where I'm literally chanting, "progress, not perfection."

Thank you. Cruel is the right word here.

They're talking about monthly credit cost and I'm trying to wrap my head around how this even makes sense.

I keep waiting for them to say I can leave...since we won't need to onboard for the tool. This is surreal.

They keep asking for my input and if I have any questions.

I'm sitting in a meeting to acquire the AI tool that is replacing my entire team. 😅👍🏿