Normalize minding your own fucken business when you see someone doing something you wouldn't do and what they are doing isn't hurting you or anyone else.

Man in glasses with a beard, wearing a purple polo shirt

Specs!

That's just Dave, Dave's cool

Like dogs chasing cars. Canceled the deal with no immediate plan to replace it, only to quickly realize how dangerous it is to have no deal and that Iran isn't scared of Trump's tough talk.

So then we go into war crimes mode, panic, spin, threaten genocide, rinse, repeat...

Shame that people can't just run for office and represent their constituents without taking evil money and having their lives exploited.

I wish Rep. Stevens could sit Rep. Barrett down and explain the concept of answering to one's constituents in Michigan.

Remember when Congress was a representative body and members' votes aligned with their constituents' opinions, not with the members' party?

Yeah me either.

ok but what would MLB superstar Fred McGriff say?

Get some Ripple milk. Gamechanger! #Gamechanger

The word "study" feels out of place here. Did he have IRB approval? And, maybe more importantly, does he know that hooking up a dead animal's penis to a car battery does not constitute a study?

Maybe it's just me, but it feels like the entire line of succession is stacked, top to bottom, with people no one wants to see take over the presidency.

It doesn't mean that impeachment shouldn't happen. It should.

But then what? I mean that sincerely. What changes, really?

Competent leaders would know when the orders are illegal.

Hegseth is a stooge and no one will do more while thinking less about the consequences.

Finally, someone is stepping up and taking a side in the long-standing feud between Catholics and Republicans. Brilliant election year strategery.

Fact: Humans swallow, on average, 18,000 pounds of spiders per second.

It's my birthday today and I am WAY behind on my monthly quota for likes and reskeets, please respond

Serious Question about Succession:

Hypothetically, if the House and Senate flip and Trump is impeached and convicted, VP would become President, immediately. If he is also impeached/convicted, it moves down the line.

So what's the endgame? Eventually you get to Hegseth, RFKjr...

Pee Wee Herman implies the existence of Varsity Herman.

BMX stands for Bike Master Xylophone.

Andy Richter liked my skeet and he's gonna tell Conan about it and Conan's gonna have me on his podcast and we'll become best friends and he'll ask me to take over his weird comedy empire

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

Yeah that is a thing. Ride the wave and tell us some facts about mermaids.

This is.... worse. For him.

This makes him seem completely senile and not just a tone deaf narcissist.

Okay.

Trump like "could a pedophile do this?" and then posts a genAI slop image of himself as Jesus resurrecting Jeff Epstein in order to fight the Pope. It's unclear what move he was attempting to do.

In a two party system, choose carefully between the party whose typical initiative is, "Crimes are bad and should be punished," and the one whose typical initiative is, "Pronouns are confusing so let's revoke your citizenship."

Maybe the man of your dreams is a dermatologist, or at worst an allergist

The US is going to look like the biggest chode nugget ever if we can't follow suit here.

JD Vance hasn’t fucked an ottoman like this since undergrad

Impeaching would be the right thing to do. However, if you burn that candle knowing you don't have the votes, you give him a reason to say it's another witch hunt, and his base really believes that.

Get majorities and then torch his ass.

I hate it, bit that's the reality we occupy.

Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient.

Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

Yes, the rich white men did more rich white man things today. Makes you wonder what they will do tomorrow, and how aghast we'll all be. I bet it's a lot: a lot aghast.