one of the rare times i open bluesky and it's to this

maiaverse cheque hitting

video length limit is too short here but i posted a cool math rock clip on my twitter :)

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probably better than the residents of Pompeii got in 79AD

🇮🇹

how are eyeballs sometimes red if eyeballs aren't even real in the first place

rolled a good one

hmm his head is shaped exactly like an iron and there is a giant lump protruding from the top of his head . what could have happened to him . and why is he inside a safe

Thanks it belongs to the bathroom

forensics would be so easy in the tom and jerry universe

hiding

Layla (pictured below)

NO!! NO NO NO NO!!!!! (changing my mind) Yes ,

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. that's way too long

doctor said im too reddit and i have 42069 days to live

Empire State Building for scale

Wow

DAEAC#E :)

u can literally just go around killing people for fun btw

But you'll keep coming right back 😂 Too easy Lol

[Judging At The Hague] Yikes ! Not Very Wholesome Chungus Of You Bro

sending 🖕🖕🖕🖕 to u like a naughty kid at the back of a classroom pretending to cough and say "gay" at the same time

few people know this but you can also throw Australians like boomerangs too

imagine eating a rly bright light and it turns u into a skin lantern for like 3 days

in my song "fake" there is one instrument with reverb into egregious amounts of distortion and ott and I had to add extra automation to make it not deafen me if I paused in the wrong place

I do not have organs inside me I actually have little seeds like an apple and my balls are avocado stones

They call me unemployed because I make no money