only i can play shit splash well 😒😒

Roster:
@zzzlunaspl.bsky.social: wants to play splash
@viridianvi.bsky.social: never letting zee play splash
xylo: some say he's still dexter to this day
@jimmywings.bsky.social: 👀👀

Jellies are back again, 2nd tournament of the weekend. Today we ended up getting 7th in Teacup #19 with a few good wins that we're proud of. We feel like we missed a flow state, but we still had tons of fun nonetheless! GGs to everyone we played!
#compsplatoon
Roster below:

“it” is such a badass pronoun

THE JELLIES ARE SO UP. This FTIU, two Jellies, a veteran Jelly, and our pickup buddy Sunny all cooked the competition. We got🥇place in Silver Bracket, and we couldn't be happier!! Ggs to all we played!
SPECIAL THANKS TO SUNNY AND AROUND FOR BEING AWESOMEE
#compsplatoon
Roster below:

ROSTER:
@usumiumz.bsky.social: OVERCAME THE ZONES ROBO CURSE
@viridianvi.bsky.social: thinkin abt mega victreebel💘
xylo: the warden took his soul
@jimmywings.bsky.social: durrrrrr duhrhrhhrr doopid

Love yall ❤️

HELLO. The Jellies have gotten 🥈 2nd in THE Shark Tank Shallow Waters #23!! We were on point, took one loss, but kept rolling all the way till Grands. We're ecstatic right now, ggs to all we played!!
#compsplatoon
Roster below:
(imagine xylo's in the pics :3)

Happy Shark Tank 17# y'all, Jellies do love some shallow waters as you know... so we simply HAD to get 5TH PLACE IN GOLD BRACKET!! It's always a blast playing together, and we're only going up from here, we're coming for 1st! 🪼✨
Thanks @mimibowspl.bsky.social for subbing!
#compsplatoon
Roster below:

Roster:
@usumiumz.bsky.social: FIENDING for that nft
@viridianvi.bsky.social: cooking porkchops and on forge for the first time
@mimibowspl.bsky.social: likes those chips maybe a but too much (they CANNOT be that good🥀)
@jimmywings.bsky.social: becoming and entire farm as we speak

HEY YALL. JELLIES ARE SO BACK. After playing Teacup last week and doing well, we were all warmed up for A41 this week, and boy did we cook.
4th PLACE Silver Bracket is something we're so proud of, and I hope yall keep an eye on us this summer, we're gonna work hard!!🪼✨
#compsplatoon
Roster below:

JELLIES ARE BACK and better than ever! 🪼✨We got to Gold Bracket in Shark Tank Shallow tonight!! 🪼✨ Despite the Round 1 loss, we're still very happy with our performance!
Roster (funny below):
xylo
@usumig.bsky.social
@aroundtheworld3.bsky.social
@jimmywings.bsky.social
@viridianvi.bsky.social

xylo: 6 minutes late but THAT'S OKAY
@usumig.bsky.social: had upside internet (moved to Australia)
@aroundtheworld3.bsky.social: my streamer!
@jimmywings.bsky.social: as long as there are stars up above he will always be bad at hedit
@viridianvi.bsky.social: the best cheerleader and advice giver

DREDGE: 9/10

had an awesome time :3 first ever 100% and i’m looking forward to paying for the dlcs

feeling more confident with exploring as you progress but still being surprised by the scary monsters and new locations is an awesome feeling — both endings were sick asf also

media thread 2025!!

been wanting to start one of these for a while :3

Killer sign. A+++ sign

The Jellies Family: xylo: the baby, brainrotted from a young age. dreaming about his strawberry banana and mango jumex (and probably also dreaming abt bad bunny). vi: gang's just so happy about the pet swinub he just found and the BANGER cookies that popped out if the oven (on break from painting the floor rn). usum: cant stop finding any other frontliner to combo off of, but she's mostly just happy to be cosplaying selene. zee: cooking something up, both in the kitchen, on the canvas, and in ao3. cap definitely doesnt love winterfrost TOO much. *cough* jimmy: doing his best cooler bot impression, but cant let the hydra fit go. only really providing flaming text and screen shared bocchi to the team. around: u̶n̶c̶ looking dapper as a little bui in the classic glasses and button up fit. theyre always well equipped to shiny hunt those ultra beasts. vheavy: coach is tired of our bs

just got a new family photo taken, but now with Vi! arent we all just adorable😊😊
(read the alt text pwetty pwease)
(TYSM @usumig.bsky.social)

A man slated for deportation has captured conditions inside the Krome Detention Center in Florida. He says some people have been confined like this for up to 30 days.

At least three men have died at Krome in the past five months.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8248mFR/

I hope everyone realizes that scrubbing historical references from web sites is no different than burning books.

Good morning,

Apathy is the enemy

so, see how bernie is passing the torch to the younger generation? see how he's creating space for AOC by using his name, then allowing her to lead? see how SOME older people act like caring elders, and others act like half-dead, out-of-touch narcissistic control freaks?

be more like bernie.

aoc and bernie look like every local action news anchor team.

They aren’t even skilled liars. They rely on quantity of lies rather than quality.

This is the type of thing a man who has never had any *real* friends says.

34,000 people showed up for the Fight Oligarchy rally today in Denver.

I built a Playstacean!